The President Returns To Iowa….I Will Be Present


By Jueseppi B.

 

 

 

11/03  DUBUQUE, Iowa

Join President Obama in Dubuque

 

Saturday, November 3rd

 

Doors open at 2:00 p.m.

Washington Park
700 Locust Street
Dubuque, IA 52001

 

President Obama is coming to Dubuque. This event is free and open to the public, but a ticket is required for entry. Sign up below to get your free e-ticket emailed to you right now

 

http://my.barackobama.com/President-Barack-Obama-in-Dubuque

 

 

 

A Very Quick Look at President Obama’s First Term

 

Published on Oct 27, 2012

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A very quick look at President Obama’s first term.

 

 

 

 

 

GOTV: Get Out The Vote

 

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Published on Oct 26, 2012

Let’s finish what we’ve started: http://OFA.BO/GOTV

Get Out the Vote (GOTV) happens on the weekend before election day—November 6, 2012. Now is the time to volunteer and help re-elect President Obama for a second term. To get started go to BarackObama.com/GOTV: http://OFA.BO/GOTV

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I want Barack Hussein Obama & Joseph Robinette “Joe“ Biden, Jr as MY POTUS & VPOTUS. I want men/women representing me and MY America who can relate to me and MY America.

 

 

If you would like to contact the Obama for America campaign, please visit:

 

www.barackobama.com/contact-us.

 

 

 

At www.barackobama.com/contact-us you can:

 
· Write to us with a question, comment, or feedback.
· Let us know if you have an issue with a donation.
· Let us know if you have any technical difficulties with our website.

 

 

You can also reach us by calling (312) 698-3670.

 

If you’re interested in volunteering, please visit:www.barackobama.com/volunteer.

 

If you are writing regarding an issue with your 2012 Merchandise, please call 1-800-556-5975.

 

For the most up to date information about the campaign, please bookmark http://www.barackobama.com.

 

Thank you,
Obama for America

 

 

 

If we ever needed to vote & vote DEMOCRATIC, we sure do need to vote DEMOCRATIC now. For us (Black America) the right to vote is not just a Constitutional matter but a right borne out of struggle, out of sacrifice and in some cases out of death. Think for a moment where we are in time and you will understand why: ”If we never ever needed to vote DEMOCRATIC, we sure do need to vote DEMOCRATIC NOW!!”

 

 

 

 

GottaVote.org

 

Register To Vote 

 

Declare Yourself & Vote 

 

I Want To Vote

 

Voter Participation Center

 

Can I Vote?

 

LongDistanceVoter.org 

 

GottaRegister.com 

 

 

Lyin Paul Ryan & Lyin UnFitt Mitt

Just Say NO To Lies In “NO”vember!

 

 

Just “BARACK” The Vote

 

 

 

Lyin UnFitt Mitt Romney And ALL His Mouth Pieces Disgust Me


By Jueseppi B.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Beau Biden: Honoring Our Commitment to Veterans – OFA Wisconsin

 

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Published on Oct 31, 2012

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Beau Biden shares how President Obama and Vice President Biden are the choice in this election and how we have to honor our commitment to veterans.

 

 

 

 

 

What He Said – Obama for America TV Ad

 

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Published on Oct 31, 2012

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What He Said – Obama for America TV Ad

 

 

 

 

 

 

Obama: One Voice

 

Uploaded on Dec 31, 2007

Obama 2012: Are you in?http://my.barackobama.com/onevoice2vid

Highlights from the Obama movement.

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Forward” (Official Video)

 

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Published on Oct 26, 2012

A brand new grassroots song and music video in support of President Obama’s re-election produced by the Executive Producer behind the iconic “Yes We Can” music video of 2008 with will.i.am.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Message from The Greatest Generation (NSFW)

 

Published on Oct 25, 2012

They’re our grandmothers and grandfathers, great-aunts and uncles, beloved counselors, kindly neighbors. They are the Greatest Generation. And, this election season, they’ve got some knowledge to drop. (NSFW)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I want Barack Hussein Obama & Joseph Robinette “Joe“ Biden, Jr as MY POTUS & VPOTUS. I want men/women representing me and MY America who can relate to me and MY America.

 

 

If you would like to contact the Obama for America campaign, please visit:

 

www.barackobama.com/contact-us.

 

 

 

At www.barackobama.com/contact-us you can:

 
· Write to us with a question, comment, or feedback.
· Let us know if you have an issue with a donation.
· Let us know if you have any technical difficulties with our website.

 

 

You can also reach us by calling (312) 698-3670.

 

If you’re interested in volunteering, please visit:www.barackobama.com/volunteer.

 

If you are writing regarding an issue with your 2012 Merchandise, please call 1-800-556-5975.

 

For the most up to date information about the campaign, please bookmark http://www.barackobama.com.

 

Thank you,
Obama for America

 

 

 

If we ever needed to vote & vote DEMOCRATIC, we sure do need to vote DEMOCRATIC now. For us (Black America) the right to vote is not just a Constitutional matter but a right borne out of struggle, out of sacrifice and in some cases out of death. Think for a moment where we are in time and you will understand why: ”If we never ever needed to vote DEMOCRATIC, we sure do need to vote DEMOCRATIC NOW!!”

 

 

 

 

GottaVote.org

 

Register To Vote 

 

Declare Yourself & Vote 

 

I Want To Vote

 

Voter Participation Center

 

Can I Vote?

 

LongDistanceVoter.org 

 

GottaRegister.com 

 

 

Lyin Paul Ryan & Lyin UnFitt Mitt

Just Say NO To Lies In “NO”vember!

 

 

Just “BARACK” The Vote

 

 

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie Shows POTUS Obama Hurricane Sandy Damage


 

 

President Obama and FEMA Administrator Craig Fugate step off Airforce One and meet with Governor Christie.

Image by Pablo Martinez Monsivais / AP

Governor Christie greets President Obama before touring storm damage in New Jersey.

Image by Pool / Getty Images

President Obama shakes hands with Governor Christie before touring storm damage.

Image by Pool / Getty Images

President Obama and Governor Christie walk to Marine One to view storm damage.

Image by Pool / Getty Images

Marine One, carrying President Obama and Governor Christie, takes an aerial tour of the Atlantic Coast in New Jersey in areas damaged by superstorm Sandy.

Image by Doug Mills, The New York Times, Pool / AP

A view of storm damage in Seaside Heights from a helicopter traveling behind the helicopter carrying President Obama and Governor Christie.

Image by Doug Mills, The New York Times, Pool / AP

A view of storm damage in Seaside Heights from a helicopter traveling behind the helicopter carrying President Obama and Governor Christie.

Image by Doug Mills, The New York Times, Pool / AP

A view of storm damage in Seaside Heights from a helicopter traveling behind the helicopter carrying President Obama and Governor Christie.

Image by Doug Mills, The New York Times, Pool / AP

A view of storm damage in Seaside Heights from a helicopter traveling behind the helicopter carrying President Obama and Governor Christie.

Image by Doug Mills, The New York Times, Pool / AP

A view of storm damage in Seaside Heights from a helicopter traveling behind the helicopter carrying President Obama and Governor Christie.

Image by Doug Mills, The New York Times, Pool / AP
President Obama and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie speak with survivors of Hurricane Sandy inside a community center while touring damaged areas in Brigantine:
This is a lesson ALL of Congress needs to learn: How bi-partisanship works. A Republican Governor & An Incumbent Democratic President, during the closing days of a fiercely fought Presidential re-election campaign, working as a team after natural disaster Hurricane Sandy slams the Jersey Shore.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Russ Feingold: Romney and Ryan’s “Fuzzy Math” – OFA Wisconsin

 

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Published on Oct 31, 2012

Send a message Wisconsin, own your vote:http://OFA.BO/fTosjU

Senator Russ Feingold breaks down Paul Ryan’s fuzzy math and why President Obama is the choice in this election. Early voting has already started in Wisconsin to get all the information you need to vote, go here: http://OFA.BO/fTosjU

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Endorsed” – Obama for America Radio Ad

 

Published on Oct 31, 2012

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As highlighted in Obama for America’s new radio ad, retired four star general and former Secretary of State Colin Powell endorsed President Obama for re-election last week in an interview with CBS News. Powell enthusiastically cited the President’s leadership in bringing us back from the brink of economic collapse, ending the war in Iraq, putting in place a plan to end the war in Afghanistan, and his strong record of fighting terrorism as reasons for his endorsement.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here We Go….America Supports Barack Hussein Obama


By Jueseppi B.

 

 

 

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie greets President Obama on the tarmac as they tour Hurricane Sandy damage.

 

 

Yes We Plan” – Mary J. Blige, Julianne Moore, & Q-Tip Speak Out With Planned Parenthood Action Fund

 

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Published on Oct 29, 2012

With so much at stake at this critical moment, our voices — and our votes — matter more than ever. And after everything President Obama has done to stand up for women in the past four years, it’s time to speak, act, and vote.

Sign the Pledge to Vote: http://yesweplan.org

YES WE PLAN VIDEO AND SONG SCRIPT:

[OBAMA MESSAGE REGARDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD]

Obama: For you, and for most Americans, protecting women’s health is a mission that stands above politics.

Women are not an interest group. They’re mothers, and daughters, and sisters, and wives. They’re half of this country. And they’re perfectly capable of making their own choices about their health.

Generation after generation, we have built a better world for our daughters. We’ve found our voice, and our voice has grown powerful. And we know that when we speak, the world must listen. The world must listen.

Yes we plan.

When we come together, we build healthier families and stronger communities. We build a better America.

Yes we plan.

Every decision we make leads to new and better opportunities. For ourselves, and for our daughters and sons.

We choose today the world we will wake up in tomorrow. We select leaders who will deliver on the promises we make to our children.  We choose to move forward, always forward, never turning back.

We’ve got to keep moving forward.

[OBAMA VIRGINA SPEECH, 18:18]

Obama: We’ve gotta keep moving forward!!  We’ve gotta keep moving forward!!  We’ve got more work to do.

Yes we plan.

[OBAMA VIRGINA SPEECH, 7:45]

Obama: “I don’t think your boss should decide what’s best for your health and safety. I don’t think your insurance company gets to decide what care you should get. And I sure don’t think any politician should decide. The only person who should decide about your health care is you.”

We believe that when we make the important decisions about our lives, our health and our families, we have control over our destinies.

Yes we plan.

We have earned the right to be respected. And when we stand together to speak, to fight, to protect our health and our rights, we are powerful. And we will win. And we will win.

Yes we plan.

[OBAMA MESSAGE REGARDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD]

Obama: I know you’ll never stop fighting to protect the health care and choices that America’s women deserve. And as long as I have the privilege of being your president, neither will I.

Yes we plan.

ON SCREEN TEXT: PLAN TO VOTE November 6. Make your voice heard. Sign our pledge to vote. http://www.yesweplan.org.

DISCLAIMER:  Paid for by Planned Parenthood Action Fund, http://www.plannedparenthoodaction.org. Not authorized by any candidate or candidate’s committee.

Director/Co-Producer: Reshma Gopaldas
Casting Director/Co-Producer: Kristi Henderson
Concept by: Will Valverde, Heather Holdridge
Music Producer/Composer: Bryan-Michael Cox
Executive Producer: Vivian Siu
Script by: Will Valverde, Heather Holdridge, Rachel Fleischer and
Vivian Siu
Producer: Lisa D’Apolito
Director of Photography: Guy Peires
Talent Management: Caren Spruch
Associate Music Producer: Clifford Henson
Key Grip: Nisian Hughes
Assistant Camera: Christopher Sullivan
Editor: Adriane Giebel
Sound: Steven Schappler
Additional Camera: Stephen Byrne, Vivian Siu
Production Assistants: Stacey Cohen, Catherine Lozada, Nicole Smith
Sarah Eldridge, Claire Tebbets
Post-Production Colorist: Gabriele Turchi
Hair/Make-up (Mary J.): Neil Farinah and Janice Kinjo
Hair/Make-up (Julianne): Sebastian Scolarici and Linda Hay
Legal: Zoe Segal-Reichlin
Special thank you to: Elizabeth Clark, Clay Hudson and Craig Yancey

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mayor Ed Koch Endorses the President for Four More Years

 

Published on Oct 31, 2012

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Today, Obama for America released a new video endorsement from former New York City Mayor Ed Koch. Mayor Koch is proud to cast his vote for Barack Obama because of the President’s unbreakable support for Israel and because he has, time and time again, proven himself to be a true friend of the Jewish state. As Mayor Koch says, “I’m confident President Obama will continue his unambiguous commitment to the Jewish state in his second term, building on his record of leadership by preventing Iran from developing a nuclear weapon and funding the Iron Dome missile defense system that is saving Israeli lives.”

Mayor Koch is also standing with the President because he is the “clear, best choice on domestic policy” and has the right ideas for moving our country forward. Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan want to take us back to the failed policies that led to the worst financial crisis in a generation, and they would shred the social safety net, turning Medicare into a voucher program and cutting Medicaid. And the Mayor knows that President Obama understands we have a responsibility to look out for one another in tough times — and that he will keep fighting for the American people every day for the next four years.

As Mayor Koch says, “Those aren’t just American values, they’re Jewish values too.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lawrence, Veteran and Military Father: Keep Virginia Blue – OFA Virginia

 

Published on Oct 31, 2012

Get involved in Virginia: http://OFA.BO/pRte3w

Lawrence, a veteran whose son is serving in Afghanistan, shares why he supports President Obama and how we can keep Virginia blue. To get involved to help win Virginia and help re-elect President Obama, go here: http://OFA.BO/pRte3w

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FULL VERSION If We Ever Needed to Vote by William J. Barber, II

 

Published on Oct 18, 2012

A powerful 6 minute promo version of this speech is available by clicking http://youtu.be/2FG98NusLEA. This is the full version of Rev. Barber’s commanding and historical message encouraging everyone that, “If we ever needed to vote, we need to vote now!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get Out the Vote: Volunteer in Virginia – OFA Virginia

 

Published on Oct 31, 2012

Get involved in Virginia: http://OFA.BO/D7hFnW

Sara explains how volunteering to help get out the vote in Virginia will help re-elect President Obama for a second term.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I want Barack Hussein Obama & Joseph Robinette “Joe“ Biden, Jr as MY POTUS & VPOTUS. I want men/women representing me and MY America who can relate to me and MY America.

 

 

If you would like to contact the Obama for America campaign, please visit:

 

www.barackobama.com/contact-us.

 

 

 

At www.barackobama.com/contact-us you can:

 
· Write to us with a question, comment, or feedback.
· Let us know if you have an issue with a donation.
· Let us know if you have any technical difficulties with our website.

 

 

You can also reach us by calling (312) 698-3670.

 

If you’re interested in volunteering, please visit:www.barackobama.com/volunteer.

 

If you are writing regarding an issue with your 2012 Merchandise, please call 1-800-556-5975.

 

For the most up to date information about the campaign, please bookmark http://www.barackobama.com.

 

Thank you,
Obama for America

 

 

 

If we ever needed to vote & vote DEMOCRATIC, we sure do need to vote DEMOCRATIC now. For us (Black America) the right to vote is not just a Constitutional matter but a right borne out of struggle, out of sacrifice and in some cases out of death. Think for a moment where we are in time and you will understand why: ”If we never ever needed to vote DEMOCRATIC, we sure do need to vote DEMOCRATIC NOW!!”

 

 

 

 

GottaVote.org

 

Register To Vote 

 

Declare Yourself & Vote 

 

I Want To Vote

 

Voter Participation Center

 

Can I Vote?

 

LongDistanceVoter.org 

 

GottaRegister.com 

 

 

Lyin Paul Ryan & Lyin UnFitt Mitt

Just Say NO To Lies In “NO”vember!

 

 

Just “BARACK” The Vote

 

 

In 2010, TeaTardedRepubliCANTS Promised Jobs: They Lied.


By Jueseppi B.

 

 

 

 

 

RepubliCANT Job Creation:

 

Republican Job Creation Watch
is a 100% self-indulgent conceit of:

Mike Stanfill, Private Hand
Illustration • Flash Animation • Web Design
www.privatehand.com

Questions? Comments? Contact Mike.

 

Thank you Mr. Mike Stanfill for compiling this list of non job creation by the GOPretenders.

 

During the 2010 mid-terms the GOP campaigned fiercely on the platform of job creation and, as a result of such promises, the GOP gained the majority in the House of Representatives. As new Speaker of the House, John Boehner made the welcome claim that the primary goal of the Republican Party was to increase employment in the U.S.

 

 

His exact words were: “We’re going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs.”

 

 

Those were welcome words, except that a week before the 2010 elections Republican Senator Mitch McConnell revealed the GOP’s true intent: “The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.”

 

 

The following, therefore, is a list of legislation by the GOP beginning 2-10-2011, a list which I began purely for my own amusement. That it has reached its current imposing length without one anecdotal citation of new employment as a result of Republican legislation is simply shocking. Shame on these useless hypocrites.

 

 

There are those who choose to place the blame for the relatively high rate of unemployment on Mr. Obama’s shoulders, but keep in mind that it is the House that both enacts legislation and controls the governmental purse-strings, not the President. The American Recovery and Investment Act passed by the Democrats in 2009 no doubt aided the economy but it would have been more effective if the GOP hadn’t limited much of it to more than tax breaks for the rich.

 

 

It’s officially clear to everyone, even the foreign press, that the GOP will do nothing to help the economy, betting that bad finanacial times will help Mitt Romney in the upcoming presidential elections. In addition, thinkprogress.com offers five ways the GOP has actively sabotaged job growth.

 

 

 

Non-Job Creation Legislation of 2011


1-7-2011: Proposed to repeal the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010. (Obamacare)

1-18-2011: Proposal to limit mandatory printing of bills by the Government Priting Office for the use of the House or Senate.

1-25-2011: Voted to provide Capitol-flown flags for recipients of Medal of Honor and to extend the authorization of certain Small Business Administration programs… until May 31, 2011.

1-25-2011: Voted to “reduce Federal spending and cut the deficit” by terminating taxpayer financing of presidential campaigns and party conventions.

2-8-2011: Attempted to extend provisions of the USA PATRIOT Improvement and Reauthorization Act of 2005.



2-9-2011: 
Named a courthouse in Yuma, Arizona and attempted to take back money allocated to the United Nations.

2-15-2011: Considered Defense appropriations.

2-28-2011: Votes to amend rules regarding litigation of Federal employees.

3-2-2011: Voted unanimously to extend Highway Authorization bill. Also voted to repeal reporting requirements for payments more than $600 to corporations.

3-8-2011: Passed bill to enhance roles of dentists in national disasters, and added veterinarians to the Public Health Service Act. Neither bill passed by the Senate.

3-9-2011: Passed bill to rescind the unobligated funding for the FHA Refinance Program and to terminate the program.

3-14-2011: The House agreed to put a statue of Gerald Ford in the State Capitol.

3-15-2011: THe House voted to give itself a two-week holiday from 3-18 to 3-29.

3-16-2011: The House voted to rescind the third round of funding for the Neighborhood Stabilization Program and to terminate the program.

3-17-2011: The House attempted to de-fund Public Radio, and voted down a bill to remove U.S. armed forces from Afghanistan.

3-29-2011: The House voted to alter taxation for the Airport and Airway Trust Fund.

4-1-2011: Approved defunct funding for failed religious schools.

4-6-2011: Attempt to destroy Medicaid.

4-8-2011: Attempt to destroy Planned Parenthood.

4-11-2011: Planning on shutting down the government

4-13-2011: Attempt to destroy the EPA.

4-15-2011: Attempting to eliminate financial counseling

4-18-2011: Passed a House budget that gives $4 trillion in tax cuts to the rich.

4-20-2011: Spent $500,000 to discriminate against gays.

4-22-2011: Continued toadying for the rich.

4-25-2011: Pretending the deficit is to blame for slow job growth

4-27-2011: De-funded SETI. (ARGH!!!!!!!)

4-29-2011: Tried to kill Chrysler two years ago… which is now going to pay back all its government loans.

5-2-2011: The Judicial Branch of the GOP, the Supreme Court, votes 5-4 todeny consumer class-action suits.

5-4-2011: Redefining rape. Yes, redefining rape.

5-6-2011: Pushing for spending caps tied to GDP. (That’s a really, really REALLY bad idea.)

5-9-2011: Claimed credit for dropping oil prices because they passed a bill.

 


5-11-2011: Refuse to reduce oil subsidies.

5-13-2011: Stood helplessly and watched as Senator John Ensign made Bill Clinton look like a Carmelite nun.

5-16-2011: Attempt to retool Rep. Paul Ryan’s Medicare-killing bill.

5-17-2011: Prevented the raising of the federal debt limit. Let the catastrophic job loss begin.

5-18-2011: Watches Rome burn with their Wall Street pals.

5-19-2011: Filibustered bill to repeal oil subsidies

5-20-2011: Rejected Goodwin Liu for judge simply because Mr. Obama nominated him. 

5-23-2011: Abortion. Abortion. Abortion. As in “restrictions”.

5-27-2011: Spent five hours debating NPR, five minutes debating Afghanistan.

5-27-2011: GOP releases their jobs plan. Hilarity ensues.

5-30-2011: Continue to hold the debt limit hostage in order to make more money for billionaires.

6-1-2011: Brought to the House floor a bill specifically blaming President Obama’s 2012 budget for raising the statutory debt limit by $2.4 trillion dollars, a budget the very same Republican-led Congress earlier passed.

6-6-2011: Pulled from the floor a Democratic resolution to remove soldiersfrom Libya, because it just might have passed.

6-3-2011: Conceived a plan to replace three federal employees with just one federal employee. Yes, they’re now actually reducing jobs.

6-9-2011: Nothing. They did absolutely nothing to create jobs. Not a damn thing.

6-13-2011: Nothing, though they’re jabbering a lot about privatizing Social Security. Again. Sigh.



6-15-2011:
 Attempts to cut billions from needy seniors and hungry childrenin order to raise the defense budget… again. 

6-17-2011: The GOP is censoring Democratic congressional newsletters because they’re using the GOP’s own words to define the excremental Ryan Budget. Nice. 

6-20-2011: The GOP held a convention in New Orleans and hired an Obama look-alike to stand on stage and tell racist jokes. So +1 to the GOP for giving a man a job but -1,000,000 points for the kind of job it was. 

6-22-2011: I’m sad to report that the GOP didn’t do a dang thing to create jobs today, but I’ll give them credit for not using senior citizens for skeet shooting practice. 

6-24-2011: Yesterday the Democratic Congress stood up on its back legs and finally barked out what so many of us have been saying for the past six months— that the Republican Congress is actively trying to stall the economy. There, was that so harrrrrrrd? 

6-27-2011: The Republican Congress voted to raise the debt ceiling EIGHTEEN times for President Bush. Now the the GOP is holding collective their breaths and pitching fits, perfectly willing to cause world economic collapse just because that darned old spendthrift Obama wants to eliminate the corporate jet depreciation tax credit for their rich friends. Oy vey.

6-29-2011: Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) spent $9 million dollars of his own money in his race for a senate seat in 2010 but afterwards had his own company pay him back to the tune of $10 million in “deferred compensation”. Is this illegal? Very probably, though it oddly resulted in one new American job: Senator Ron Johnson. So way to go, GOP! Only ten million more jobs to go. 



7-1-2011:
 The GOP is on vacation until the 7th of July, even though a world-altering problem with the debt ceiling is looming. But don’t worry, Democratic Senator Harry Reid and his left-wing pals are staying in Washington to get some real work done. 

7-4-2011: The GOP was off for the 4th of July holidays. 

7-6-2011: No new jobs to speak of but the GOP is working diligently to keep their true constituency, Wall Street fat cats, rolling in simoleons by attempting to roll back the financial reforms passed last year. 



7-8-2011:
 Republican House Majority Leader Eric Cantor’s bright idea is to close tax loop holes…. and then give the accumulated monies back to the rich in the form of reduced taxes. That’s our little non-job-makers! 



7-11-2011:
 Speaker of the House John “Weepy-Boy” Boehner admits that not raising the debt limit will cost jobs. Ahhh, that explains everything. Atta boy, GOP! 

7-13-2011: The GOP claims they passed 9 bills that would create 500,000 jobs. Except they didn’t create jobs. They really, really didn’t. 

7-15-2011: Finally. The GOP is doing some investigating, but it’s not about Wall Street or Rupert Murdoch. The target in their cross hairs this time is <groan> Planned Parenthood. Again. This is the official definition of insanity, you know. 

7-18-2011: Not only does the GOP continue to insist on slashing federal spending, which will cost jobs, jobs and more jobs, but now they want tohack the Constitution

7-20-2011: Are you ready? The GOP today passed a bill that would “amend the Securities Act of 1933 to specify when certain securities issued in connection with church plans are treated as exempted securities for purposes of that Act.” Ooooh, I’m all a-tingle. 

7-22-2011: While unemployment claims are rising again the GOP is putting the screws to small airports in order to kill union labor. 

7-25-2011: Speaker of the House John Boehner walks out of a debt ceiling meeting because that mean old pwesident Obama wouldn’t knife his health care plan. Poor widdle John. 

7-27-2011: No new jobs but at least 4000 workers have hit the bricks as a result of the GOP’s jihad against airport unions

7-29-2011: The GOP wasted the past two days on its version of a debt ceiling bill that even its own party won’t vote for. John Boehner is a miserable failure as both the Majority Leader and as a shepherd for these hard times. 

8-1-2011: The GOP breaks out the fiddles while the economy burns. The tune they favor is the “Screw The Poor and the Elderly” polka, and they’re hitting the coda HARD. 

8-3-2011: The GOP is screwing everyone over by refusing to fund the FAA. As a result, airlines owners are currently pocketing millions in taxes that should go to the government.

8-5-2011: GOOD NEWS! The GOP has a plan to create 300,000 jobs…. no, wait. That’s eliminate 300,000 jobs. Sorry. 

8-8-2011: The GOP is on vacation but their henchmen continue to usurp the voting process by sending out phony absentee ballots.

8-10-2011: The GOP is proposing something called the REINS act which essentially gets rid of safety inspectors. So less jobs and more poison in your children’s food. It’s win-win, uh, lose-lose, uh, whatever!

8-12-2011: Employees of Boeing had their jobs illegally pulled out from underneath them. Guess which political party is doing their best to see that these employees don’t have their day in court. Bingo! 

8-15-2011: Yayyyy! Republican Darrell Issa, Chairman of the House Oversight Committee (which investigates government corruption) is keeping his home district busy by securing millions of dollars for road and public works projects. I guess it was just a complete coincidence that most of the work is planned near properties Mr. Issa owns. Uh-oh.

8-17-2011: Republicans Darrell Issa and Dennis Ross introduced a bill in July that would accelerate the destruction of the USPS and put all of its employees, hundreds of thousands of good Americans, out of work. 

Damn Darrell Issa and damn Dennis Ross! Fuck ‘em until their ancestors rise from the dead and beg forgiveness for ever having sired the malevolent little bastards.

8-19-2011: Hey, look! Good old Darrell Issa, Republican, has hired a guy named Peter Haller to help effect new regulations for banks, like Goldman Sachs. Unfortunately, Mr. Heller used to be called Peter Simonyi when he was a vice president for (wait for it) Goldman Sachs. Oh, you can bet you boots there’s nothing underhanded about hiding behind another name. Not a thing. Nada. Zip. Zero.

8-22-2011: The GOP has a new job-creation plan… to have one rammed down their throats. You see, the Democrats want to include a job-creation trigger in the new Super Committee that will require the Republican Party to vote either for or against it. To vote against it would be, uhhh, dumb but I wouldn’t put anything past our little conservative pals. Stay tuned.

8-24-2011: The GOP has been quiet on the job front lately so I have a request of Republican Presidential candidate Rick Perry…Re-invest in your porno companies, Rick.

It doesn’t have to be a large investment but at the very least you’d put a few porn stars back on the cock, uh, I mean clock. Heck, if you’re lucky they might even name a new position after you, one that no doubt involves the same anal lube that keeps your hair in place.

 

8-26-2011: Hey! It’s our old pal Darrell Issa again, and he’s hired a very nice man named Kurt Bardella to work for him on the Oversight Committee… only it’s the same Kurt Bardella he fired five months ago forbreach of trust. Guess this leopard found some really effective spot remover.

8-29-2011: Suppose you have a job but you need help with your mortgage. There’s still $30 billion in the Troubled Asset Relief Program but the GOP wants to re-route that money to the federal deficit. This means more people will lose their homes and perhaps become homeless. Eventually jobless. Nice work, GOP.

8-31-2011: When the GOP returns from vacation they plan on voting every week to gut every government regulation within arm’s reach because, you know, “regulation costs jobs”. What they refuse to acknowledge is that regulation has been proven to actually create jobs.



9-2-2011:
 After unbridled “success” wrecking the economy once again with their “debt-ceiling” stunt House and Senate Republicans are starting to mumble about stalling the upcoming Highway Bill, costing Americans almost 2 million jobs. (These bills have traditionally been passed by overwhelming margins.) 

9-3-2011: A recent CNN poll reveals that those who self-identify as Republicans would rather the president focus on jobs, not the deficit, by a margin of 54%-44%. So why has the Republican Party not proposed one, single jobs bill in nine months?


Because they’re not Republicans! They’re shills for their corporate masters who they can’t WAIT to get another Republican stooge in the White House so they can screw the American people all over again like they did from 2001-2009.

 

9-5-2011: The GOP is on a Labor Day break, which is sort of like atheists enjoying Christmas services with the Pope, so not much in terms of job creation is happening. For now, we’ll just have to thank presidential candidate Mitt “Magic Underpants” Romney for hiring all of the workers who will be laboring to quadruple the size of his California beachfront mansion.

9-6-2011: Michelle Bachmann has a brilliant new answer for lots of high-paying jobs… slash the corporate tax rate to zero…. except corporate America is already paying an effective rate of zero. Even so, job creation is down the dumper. Back to the Etch-A-Sketch, Michelle.

9-8-2011: Presidential candidates Jon Huntsman, Mitt Romney, and Herman Cain have just announced their jobs programs. It’s tax cuts for the rich, tax cuts for the rich, and tax cuts for the rich. Why didn’t we think of this before?

9-9-2011: Rick Perry wants to kill Social Security. He also wants to eliminate the FDA, the FCC, the U.S. Post Office and just about all other federal employees except the military, the Supreme Court and himself. It’s kind of a jobs plan if you long for 12th century feudalism.

9-11-2011: On Friday President Obama outlined a job’s plan that is seen by economists as win-win. The Republican response to the program is to whine about it.

9-12-2011: Not much governance today so I think I’ll just make a little comparison… which two types of professions do you think result in more jobs? Wall Street commodity speculators, or educators? And which group do you think the GOP is doing its darndest to reduce in numbers?

9-14-2011: I gotta hand it to the GOP. In this bleak economy they’ve found a way to increase jobs… in hospital emergency rooms. What they’re doing is trying to cut funding in the transportation bill for bike paths and pedestrian walkways, thus ensuring more mayhem on our streets and guaranteed employment for EMT workers. It’s pure gee-nyuss I tells ya!

9-15-2011: Today the GOP-led House passed a bill that would make it easier to fire union workers, union organizers, or simply move jobs overseas in order to bust a union. In essence, an anti-jobs bill. 

9-16-2011: The government has provided loans that help the auto industry create jobs, loans that helped keep the assembly of the Ford Focus and the Nissan Leaf right here on American soil. Republican Majority Leader Eric Cantor plans to strip half that money to repair damage from Hurricane Irene… in HIS district.

9-16-2011: President Obama is trying to fast track job creation for a company called LightSquared and Republicans are pissed, evidently because the owner of the company had the audacity to donate to the Democratic Party. He, uh, ahem, also donated equally to the Republican Party.

9-19-2011: Republican Majority Leader Eric Cantor is back with a pithy statement about Mr. Obama’s jobs bill: “While an all or nothing approach might make sense to some communicators, I hope the President realizes it would be better to work together.” This from a man whose stated job it is to say, and I quote, “No” to anything the president proposes. I hope he gets a painful boil on his uvula.

9-21-2011: The leaders of the Republican Party just sent a letter to the Federal Reserve saying “Keep unemployment high.” Honestly, the letter says, in essence, “Hey, those guys out there in the ocean are drowning. Hide the life-preservers.”

9-23-2011: Look! It’s Darrell Issa, Republican chairman of the House Oversight Committee, creating jobs. He’s stumping for a huge loan package on behalf of a company, Aptera, which makes electric cars. This is great news, especially for the green economy, although I wonder if Mr. Issa would be so ecstatic if the company in question wasn’t a major contributor to his campaigns. 

Oops.

One more thing… the day after sending the glowing recommendation to the Energy Department Mr. Issa conducted a hearing entitled “How Obama’s Green Energy Agenda is Killing Jobs.” Double-oops.

 

9-30-2011: Here’s a novel way that the GOP creates fewer jobs; Refusing to appoint federal judges. Only 62% of Mr. Obama’s choice of judges (A record glacial pace) have been approved so far and some have had to undergo the process for over a year. As far as the GOP is concerned, the only good activist judge is a Republican-appointed activist judge.

10-3-2011: Does it come as a surprise to anyone that the GOP is trying toslash job-training  programs?

10-5-2011: Today was the day the president’s jobs’ bill was introduced. It was blocked by not one, not two, but three parliamentary roadblocks by the GOP. They, of course, have the right to do that but the least the little bastards could do is create a jobs plan of their own as a counter-move. But they can’t do that as it would expose them for the progress-blocking charlatans they are.

10-7-2011: The Republicans are thumping their chests in response to the President’s jobs bill, hooting about the six jobs creation bills that they’ve passed and which are currently stalled in the Senate. But, y’see, there’s good reason for them to be stalled. As in, they don’t create jobs.

10-10-2011: Here is what the GOP is trying to get you to believe: As long as the country continues to shed jobs it will eventually create jobs.
The GOP isn’t really that stupid and they don’t think the public is really that stupid, they’re just not going to do anything that might help the economy.

 
10-12-2011: Hey! Look at that! The GOP voted down President Obama’sjobs bill. Good thing they had another jobs bill of their own ready to…. Oh, they didn’t? Really? What a shock.

10-14-2011: The GOP wasted the day voting on a redundant anti-abortion bill that would doom pregnant women to a horrible death. They took this purely symbolic vote just to waste more time.

On the bright side, the GOP unveiled a jobs bills… if by “jobs” you mean destroying the environment, excising unions, off-shoring jobs, and making the rich even richer. This bill, according to many, would actually result in the loss of existing jobs.

 

 

10-17-2011: Amtrak, for all its faults, carried a record number of riders last year, indicating an undeniable need for its service. Naturally, the GOP wants to cut its funding off at the knees, possibly resulting in killing it altogether. But who cares, right? Rich people don’t ride public transportation.

10-19-2011:
 The House is on vacation this week so the Tea Party Nation is rising to the challenge of job-creation by, uh, demanding that businesses stop hiring. In their constipated little minds they feel that this will teach President Obama a lesson for being a socialist, or a dictator, or…. something.

10-21-2011: The Washington Post is firmly in the Conservative pocket but even they came right out and called the Republican jobs bill “ludicrous” today. Oh, snap!

10-24-2011: The GOP is still on vacation but that doesn’t stop Republican congressman Paul Ryan from rolling up his sleeves and trying to cut Pell Grants. He thinks they’re a scam even though he himself used government money to put himself through college. Thanks a heap, ya hypocrite.

10-31-2011: A new report revels that GOP “job-creating” spending cutsresulted in the loss of 370,000 jobs. Gosh, who’d-a-thunk?

11-2-2011: According to the AP the Republican jobs plan would create no jobs.
So what does the GOP spend the day doing? They voted to reaffirm that “In God We Trust” is the national motto, just in case someone missed the point that they no longer give a crap about doing anything useful.

 

11-4-2011: Yay! It’s a GOP jobs bill! No, wait… sorry, they’re just deregulating securities and calling it a jobs bill. My mistake.

11-7-2011: While the GOP stood around with their thumbs up their rumps the Democrats introduced an unemployment extension bill.

11-9-2011: One of the first things the GOP did after gaining the House after the 2010 mid-terms was change the schedule so that they’d work fewer days, only 109 days the entire year. The average sucker (That’s you!) works 258 days a year. The House will be in session only 16 more days the rest of the year. Now you know why nothing gets done.

11-11-2011: The so-called “Super Committee” is supposed to be trying to find ways to cut the deficit, but the Republicans on the Committee are only interested in making the Bush tax cuts permanent, which would only hurt the economy. Nice going, ya pinheads.

11-14-2011: The House and Senate are on hiatus but presidential candidates Gingrich, Bachmann, and Perry want to, respectively, start a war against Iran, make America like China, and turn nuclear regulation over to the equivalent of McDonalds.

11-16-2011: The House is wasting your time pushing a bill that makes it even easier for people to carry concealed weapons from state-to-state. Can you say “Raw-Meat-Dog- Whistle?”. Can you also say “Gabrielle Giffords?”

11-18-2011: The House is once again considering the “Balanced Budget Amendment”, which sounds almost reasonable until you learn it could cost millions of jobs. Oy vey.

11-21-2011: The Republican half of the Super committee refuses to give up the Bush tax cuts. As long as the 1% keeps raking in the dough everyone else will suffer, and the rich just LOVE that.

11-23-2011: Though Newt Gingrich couldn’t be elected dog-catcher, much less Chief Executive, he’s shedding light on the next Great Frontier in GOP job creation… child labor. Yes, according to dear old Newt the little bastards have had it too easy all these years. That’s nuclear class-warfare, folks.

11-25-2011: Rick Santorum, candidate for president, succinctly reminds us why the GOP isn’t interested in creating jobs. It’s because poor people are supposed to suffer, and making people suffer is the Christian thing to do.

11-28-2011: Thanksgiving holiday. Lots of football and turkey, not so much job-creation. See you Wednesday, amigos.

11-30-2011: The House did nothing today except postpone votes on suspension bills. Atta boy, GOP!

12-2-2011: The GOP just killed the payroll tax roll-back, which means they just raised taxes on anyone who gets a paycheck. This also means more money out of the pockets of the Average Joe and fewer jobs as there’s less money to go around. I’ll bet Speaker Boehner is just crying his eyes out.

12-5-2011: The GOP’s idea to pay for the payroll tax cut is to cut food stamps and unemployment benefits, pitching it as a way to punish people who make over a million dollars. I kid you not.

12-7-2011: The GOP is wasting time gearing-up to oppose the nomination of Richard Cordray as head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, even though Mr. Cordray will probably be appointed during congressional recess.

12-9-2011: The U.S. Postal Service is going to cut 28,000 jobs because the Republican Party passed a law in 2006 requiring the PO to fund 75 years of retiree benefits in just ten years.

It’s times like these that I wish there really was a Hell so I could damn the Republican Party to it.

 

12-12-2011: Nearly 15% of workers are projected to be unemployed at some point in 2012. Way to keep that laser-like focus on jobs, GOP.

12-14-2011: The House spent the day passing a payroll tax-cut extension bill which, because it’s packed to the gills with poison pills, has no chance of escaping the Senate alive. The little bastards knew it and passed the bill anyway just so they can say the Democrats vetoed a payroll tax-cut bill.

12-16-2011: Today the House wasted time debating the excremental SOPA bill, but it was ultimately tabled until the 16th of January. Call your congressman now and demand he oppose this wretched bit of legislation.

12-19-2011: The GOP is getting the hell out of Dodge for the holidays, but a quick accounting of their first year in charge of the House reveals they voted a record 191 times against environmental protection laws. That’s almost one vote for every day they were in session. Yuck!

12-21-2011:
 Today the House leadership rejected without vote a Payroll Tax Cut bill that the Senate and House would have overwhelmingly voted for. If you need any further proof that the only thing the GOP cares about is how badly it can ruin the economy, this is it.

Wow. Just… wow.

Addendum: House Democrats today tried to force an up-or-down vote on the Payroll Tax bill but the Republican Speaker Pro-Temp ignored them. When Democrats protested John Boehner had C-SPAN cut the video and audio feed of the proceedings. The video, however, can be seen here.

Double Wow.

 

12-25-2011: Our government is in recess for the holidays.

 

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Non-Job Creation Legislation of 2012

1-2-2012: Congress will return to session on January 17th. They will work for six whole days this month. Must be nice. Don’t expect much Federal job creation during this period.

1-18-2012: Here we GO! 


On Tuesday, the 17th, the House selected a new as-yet-unnamed Sergeant-At-Arms. On the 18th the House will attempt and fail to vote down Mr. Obama’s request for a debt increase. The House will then adjourn until Monday. No jobs were created.

1-23-2012: Not much today. Just a panel discussion on doing business with the military, plus some GOP shenanigans called the Legally Binding Budget Act of 2011. Simply put, it’s an attempt to make the president culpable for lousy budgets. No jobs were created.

1-25-2012: Speaker of the House John Boehner claims that the GOP passed 30 jobs bills in the past session of Congress. Well, they passed 30 “somethings” but they certainly had little to do with job creation. Follow the link and laugh.

1-27-2012: The House held hearings on Wednesday trying to cut retirement benefits for federal employees. They also redefined what an “aircraft” is. They then took Thursday off. No jobs were created.

1-30-2012: On Friday, the 27th, the House was in session for a whole four minutes.  No jobs were created.

1-31-2012: Today the House voted on a motion to consider the repeal of the CLASS Program, part of the Affordable Health Care Act aimed at helping low-income citizens get health care. It passed on party lines. Don’t expect it to escape the Senate. No jobs were created.

2-3-2012: The House proposed a bill that keeps welfare recipients out of strip clubs, casinos, and liquor stores. The actual purpose of the bill was to have Democrats vote against it so that their Republican opponents can claim Democrats are FOR such nonsense. The bill passed 395-27 but it will die in the Senate, so ha-ha-ha, GOP. No jobs were created.

2-6-2012: Last week House Republicans approved language for debate on two bills that would gut Federal programs without having to pass specific legislation. This would, essentially, equal more tax cuts for big business. No jobs were created.

2-8-2012: The consistent upward trend in employment numbers would seem to be an excellent time for the GOP to bask in glory as good shepherds of the economy. But even though they’ve done absolutely nothing to increase employment for the past year all they can do is grumble that “More should be done”. For once, they’re right. No jobs were created. 

2-10-2012: House Republican’s are watering down the insider trading bill so that Democrats will vote against it. Thus, come November, our GOP pals can say that Democrats are actually for insider trading. What more could we expect from these useless conservative sleazebags? No jobs were created.

2-13-2012: Today there will be exactly one hearing about “exploring all energy options.” It should be called “exploring oil energy options.” Meanwhile, Senate Republicans are trying to kill the Violence Against Women Act. No jobs were created.

2-15-2012: So which party has introduced “the most partisan” and “worst transportation bill that Transportation Secretary Ray Lahood has seen in 35 years”? Go on… guess. (Hint: It wasn’t the Democrats.) No jobs were created.

2-17-2012: The House will presumably vote on and pass the payroll tax extension today. Then they’ll leave town for ten days in order to celebrate Presidents Day. Cushy gig. No jobs were created.

2-20-2012: Congress is out this week on an extended Presidents Day vacation. Between now and April they’re going to take four weeks off. Who the heck made this ridiculous schedule? (Hint: It was the majority party in the House. The idea being, I suppose, that the less Congress is in session, the less gets done.) No jobs were created.

2-27-2012: The Congressional Circus is back in action after a week off for President’s Day, and today they’ll be considering H.R. 4078, “The Regulatory Freeze of Jobs Act of 2012.” It’s worse than it sounds as its intent is “to provide that no agency may take any significant regulatory action until the unemployment rate is equal to or less than 6.0 percent.” Cue the sad trombone sound. No jobs were created.

2-29-2012: The House failed to pass the Research Works Act, which would have prohibited federal agencies from releasing the result of taxpayer-funded research. No jobs were created.

3-2-2012: Yesterday the House spent most of the day debating and passing the San Joaquin Valley Water Reliability Act. Meanwhile, in the Senate, Democrats, plus Olympia Snowe, fended off the execrable Blunt Amendment. In addition, Speaker Boehner vows to continue contraception fight. Because it’s all about jobs, right? No jobs were created.

3-5-2012: On Thursday, the 1st of March, the House unanimously voted to allow itself to give oral histories of the civil rights era, then condemned Iran for finding one of its citizens guilty of apostasy. The House then took Friday off. No jobs were created.

3-7-2012: On Monday the House spent two whole hours naming two federal buildings and then adjourned. On Tuesday they shuffled paper all day regarding a Bureau of Reclamation bill involving hydropower development.No jobs were created.

3-9-2012: The House spent all day Thursday debating H.R. 3606, the “Jumpstart Our Business Startups (JOBS) Act”. It is better known as the “Reopening American Capital Markets to Emerging Growth Companies Act”. What it actually is, is a financial market deregulation bill. What it REALLY is, is a fake jobs bill. No jobs were created.

3-12-2012: Last Friday, March 9th, members of the House attended a hearing in Saranac Lake, NY, to discuss a farm bill. No jobs were created. Today, the House has scheduled a single hearing on (Are you ready?) “Explosion of Federal Regulations Threatening Jobs and Economic Survival in the West”… in Elko Nevada. DAMN those regulations! No jobs were created.

3-14-2012: The House is in another recess until Tuesday, the 20th of March. No jobs were created.

3-19-2012: The House is theoretically in session. They’re back in Washington but nothing much is scheduled this week except for hearings. They might as well be painting their bedroom’s black and listening to Led Zeppelin albums. No jobs were created.

3-21-2012: On Monday, the 19th, the House was called to order at 4 PM. They then spent the next four hours arguing a bill that would allow Israeli nationals to receive non-immigrant visas. No jobs were created.

On Tuesday, the House convened at Noon. The GOP spent the balance of the day trying to steal a Virginia park to fence to their industrialist buddies. No jobs were created.

3-23-2012: For the past two days the House has been debating H.R. 5, the “HEALTH” bill, which is actually about tort reform. No jobs were created. 

3-26-2012: The House took last Friday off. No jobs were created. 

3-28-2012: The House debated FCC transparency, baby monitors, and a transportation bill but nothing of note passed. No jobs were created, either. 

3-30-2012: The House voted to end Medicare again but, thankfully, they signed a 90-day extension to the transportation bill. No jobs were created. 

4-2-2012: The House vacated the premises early last Friday and won’t be back in session until the 16th of April. No jobs will be created. 

4-16-2012: The House is back in session but it’s mostly just nuts-and-bolts stuff this week. Although a vote on another corporate tax cut bill (H.R. 9) is in the offing. 

4-18-2012: The House voted down the Buffet Rule, awarded Lena Horne a posthumous Congressional Gold Medal, then argued the rest of the day about rules to “enhance” hunting, fishing, and shooting. No jobs were created. 

4-20-2012: The House passed “The Small Business Tax Cut Act” (H.R. 9) but they might as well have named the bill “Ponies For Everyone” because it wasn’t about small business, and it will never pass the Senate. No jobs were created today. 

4-23-2012: The House was in pro forma session to keep President Obama from assigning badly needed federal judges. No jobs were created. 

4-25-2012: The House spent the day dealing with the legislative version of cleaning their room. In this case it meant passing bills that dealt with adjustments to the boundaries of park lands  land swaps, and the like. No jobs or anything remotely like them were created. 

4-27-2012: The House passed a couple of suspension bills (The DATA Act and the Small Business Credit Availability Act). They also passed CISPA, which is distressing, but the POTUS has promised a veto. Looking forward to that. Oh, and no jobs were created. 

4-30-2012: On Friday the House approved a bill that lowers the interest on student loans, but tacked on a rider which guts the Health Care Act. It’s designed to result in a presidential veto, at which point Republicans can claim that Mr. Obama doesn’t care about higher education.

5-9-2012: The House is back in session but they only passed a handful of suspension bills. No jobs were created.

5-11-2012: The GOP-led House passed several bills that denied the Obama administration funds to fight for progressive issues. Read the dismal details here. No jobs were created even though Speaker Boehner again claimed the GOP had a tight focus on jobs… when being specifically asked about why his party is passing so much anti-gay legislation. Fuck this guy. No jobs were created.

5-14-2012: Last Thursday the House passed the Sequestration Replacement Act, designed to fatten the Pentagon coffers at the expense of the elderly and the poor. It is destined to die in the Senate. No Jobs were created.

5-16-2012: The House was not in session on Monday, but on Tuesday the legislators busied themselves passing noncontroversial suspension bills. Ho-hum. No jobs were created, but you already knew that.

5-18-2012: The House passed a watered-down Violence Against Women Act. Basically, if you’re an immigrant or a native American woman, you’re fair game for any sadist. They’ll pass a major defense funding bill tomorrow and then will take the next week off. No jobs were created.

5-21-2012: On Friday the House passed a bloated defense spending bill, even though they were obligated to cut defense spending as part of the Super Committee agreement. Not only did the new bill include discriminatory language it also included an amendment allowing the government to institute propaganda against the American people. The president has vowed to veto this bill. No jobs were created unless you count the military contractors rolling in effluent streams of your tax dollars.

5-23-2012: Say it with me now: “The House is in recess until the 30th of May. Must be nice to have so many vacations. Oh, how I hate those indolent GOP swine.”

6-1-2012: Another day, another abortion bill. This time the “Susan B. Anthony and Frederick Douglass Prenatal Nondiscrimination Act.” Which was designed to stop abortions based on sex or race. Seriously. It failed to pass. Apart from that bit of nonsense the day was one long last-minute rush to pass bills that pay the government credit card. No jobs were created.

6-4-2012: Last Friday three Democratic (Hahn, Kaptur, Tonko) amendments to increase funding  for energy efficiency and renewable energy failed, while three Republican (Hultgren, Chaffetz, McClintock) amendments to reduce funding of energy efficiency and renewable energy also failed. No jobs were created.


6-6-2012: The House was not in session on Monday but on Tuesday it spent the day amending water and energy bills, mostly shuffling money from one account to another. It was not a job creating event.

6-8-2012: The House passed a bill to repeal a new exise tax on medical devices. The GOP refers to this as a “jobs bill”. Another waste of time as the Senate will not consider the bill. In the meantime the GOP is still losing its shit over incandescent lightbulbs, voting to restrict funding for the application of energy-efficient lighting (The GOP evidently believes that CFL’s are manufactured in Hell itself.) Job creation was not in evidence.

6-11-2012: On Friday the House voted to cut funding for Open World Leadership Center, the Congressional Research Service, and the Washington Botanic Garden. But, on the bright side, they voted themselves funds to print some snazzy new pocket-sized editions of the U.S. Constitution to hand out to constituents. As always, no jobs were created.

 

The House is in recess until the 18th of June.

 

6-20-2012: The past two days have seen nothing fancy from the House. Just a couple of suspension bills and some laws aimed at American Indians. No attempt was made to create jobs.

6-22-2012: The clusterfuck that is the Republican-led House of Representatives spent much time dawdling over the transportation bill, the only meaningful jobs bill under consideration. (Don’t get your panties twisted about the “jobs” part of this bill. This same bill must be extended each and every year and the only time there’s any opposition is when the president is black.) No jobs were created.

6-25-2012: The House adjourned on Friday, the 22nd. No jobs were created.

6-27-2012: The House was pro forma on Monday but was in session until almost 11:30 Tuesday night. Nothing got done. They couldn’t even agree to name four post offices. No jobs were created.

6-29-2012: On Thursday, the 28th, the House passed several Homeland Security bills, named a couple of post offices, and voted to hold U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder in contempt of…. something, because the right-wing base is screaming for blood and they must be appeased. No jobs were created.

7-2-2012: On Friday, the 29th, the House grudgingly passed the Transportation Bill, which has never been a problem up until now, and mortgaged the future of college graduates. No jobs were created.

The House is now adjourned until the 9th of July.

7-11-2012: The House spent the entire day Tuesday debating the repeal of the Affordable Care Act. This is the 33rd time in 18 months that they’ve tried this. According to the Congressional Research Service these votes have cost the tax-payers $50 million dollars. For the record, the House has voted on exactly one jobs bill in the same time period. No jobs were even remotely created.

7-13-2012: On Wednesday, the 11th, the House voted for repeal of the Affordable Care Act, then stopped to discuss golf. I am not kidding. No jobs were created.

7-16-2012: Having failed to ACTUALLY repeal the Affordable Care Act the House took Friday the 13th off, ’cause it’s SCAAAAARY. No jobs were created.

7-18-2012: The House was in recess on Monday the 16th. On the 17th it passed both a Department of State appropriations bill and the Insular Areas Act of 2011. (Insular areas are, generally speaking, small islands which the U.S. claims for itself.) No jobs were created.

7-20-2012: The House spent the 18th and 19th debating the massive Defense Appropriations Bill. No jobs were created.

7-23-2012: The House spent the Friday the 20th debating the massive Defense Appropriations Bill. No jobs were created.

7-25-2012: The House spent the 23th and 24th marking time until the August recess debating various suspension bills (requires a 2/3 vote), one of which prohibits the issuance of new regulations on business until the unemployment rate falls below 6%. Need I add which party authored such a nonsensical piece of tripe?

7-27-2012: On Wednesday the 25th the House voted to require a full audit of the Federal Reserve. On Thursday the 26th the House spent most of the day passing amendments for suspension bills, plus one whole hour to fix one typo. No jobs were created.

7-30-2012: The House took last Friday, the 27th, off because it was SUCH a tough week accomplishing nothing.

8-1-2012: The House was in recess Monday the 30th. On the 31st they took votes on three bills. One was to reduce executive positions subject to Senate approval and one was to make tax delinquents ineligible for federal jobs. These were essentially job-reducing bills, so of course they both passed. The third was an anti-abortion bill. It failed. Negative jobs were created.

8-3-2012: On Wednesday, the 1st, the House passed a series of ho-hum suspension rules and eventually voted down a revision of the Bush tax cuts that would have only taxed earnings in excess of $250k. 

On Thursday, the 2nd, the House passed a resolution that said the government should keep its grubby mitts off the internet.

The House will now be in recess for the next five weeks. Maybe. 

9-10-12 & 9-11-12: The House is finally back in session and the past two days have seen a flurry of voting on various bills, but they all ended on the same note:

“Motion to reconsider laid on the table and Agreed to without objection.”

Meaning “Okay, we voted for this turkey but we’re going to give it old skunk-eye once more before passing it along to the Senate.”

 

9-12-12: The House passed bills to: extend the FISA Act, promote competitiveness in American manufacturing (don’t get excited), and a land swap in Minnesota. No jobs were created.

9-13-12: The House passed nothing today, and for the first time in modern history, in the midst of a terrible drought, the House will not pass a Farm Bill. Not only have no jobs been created but our nation’s farmers are going bankrupt. No jobs were created.

9-14-12: The House reauthorized the Federal Insecticide, Fungicide, and Rodenticide Act, then limited taxpayer exposure to a 2005 Energy Policy Act. No jobs were created.

9-17&18-2012: The House took the first two days of this week off, because they CAN. No jobs were created.

9-19-12: The House approved: funding for Colorado fish recovery, Mescalero Apache’s right to lease water rights, passage of an Iranian boogey-man rule, meaningless lip music to Georgia (Asia), a pancreatic cancer initiative, astronauts right to retain personal artififacts, improved fiduciaries of veterans, donations by tax-payers to the IRS, freeing dead veterans from educational debt, change in interest rates for the Small Business Act, the tracking of cross-border violence, aid to Burma, banned Chinese drywall, provisions for a National Pediatric Research Network, and the easing of rules to allow veterans to become EMTs. No jobs were created.

9-20-2012: The House approved: limiting the Secretary of the Interiors authority to issue regulations until December of 2012, plus several incomprehensible child welfare bills. No jobs were created.

9-21-12: The House approved the “Stop the War on Coal Act“. I needn’t remind you how pointlessly absurd this bill was. No jobs were created.

9-24-12: The House took the day off. No jobs were created.

9-25-12: The House played a little game called “Hmm, I wonder what they’re doing in the Senate today?” Otherwise, bupkis. No jobs were created.

9-26-12: The House took the day off. No jobs were created.

9-27-12: The House took the day off. No jobs were created.

9-28-12: The House passed three bills regarding privacy and security issues. No jobs were created.

10-1-12 through 10-5-12: The House is taking the week off. No jobs were created. 




Sorry. No job creation here. In fact, if you want to really understand what the Republican Party is trying to tell you simply insert the phrase “corporate profits” every time they say “jobs”.

I’ll keep adding to this list until the Republican House does something to create jobs but I unhappily predict this is gonna be one lonnnnng list. After all, you don’t get rid of a sitting president by helping the economy.

 

 

Republican Job Creation Watch
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Mike Stanfill, Private Hand
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Thank you Mr. Mike Stanfill for compiling this list of non job creation by the GOPretenders.

 

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