Ok, I admit I clicked on the link to the blog “The Jiggly Bits” because her name appeared as “The Teeny Bikini” in my WP notifications. I have a penis, how can my penis and I ignore “The Teeny Bikini”?
Check out her blog….I garonnnntee you’ll laugh at some point.
Originally posted on The Jiggly Bits:
It’s a teeny tiny hole.
Who knew a teeny tiny hole could be such a huge pain in my ass?
“See it? Right there,” the forensic engineer from my insurance company is pointing to a microscopic whole in the vinyl siding of my house that is very close to the roof.
Nope, I don’t see it.
Eh. I only marginally care.
Yes, it’s cold as a witch’s tit in my backyard. That’s why I ignore it until the spring.
Some things have become abundantly clear from this little homeowner adventure:
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