By Jueseppi B.
Who knew? March 20th is Extraterrestrial Abductions Day! Be prepared! Stock up on food, and grab your favorite alien abuduction books and movies so you can spend the day safely ensconced in your home, out of sight of marauding aliens looking for humans to abduct.
For great films and books to pass the time, and other great ideas, read on and make your Extraterrestrial Abductions Day one to remember. How will you celebrate?
This might explain some of Chuck Todd’s stupid ass questions asked of President Barack Hussein Obama during the joint press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Be Be Netanyahu.
It must also explain the entire behavior of The United States Congressional body of legislators.
Aliens took ‘em.
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