By Jueseppi B.
March 20th is Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
Who knew? March 20th is Extraterrestrial Abductions Day! Be prepared! Stock up on food, and grab your favorite alien abuduction books and movies so you can spend the day safely ensconced in your home, out of sight of marauding aliens looking for humans to abduct.
That is, unless you prefer to have an outer space experience. Then celebrate outdoors where you can watch the heavens for fast-moving, mysterious UFOs, and signal to them to pick you.
For great films and books to pass the time, and other great ideas, read on and make your Extraterrestrial Abductions Day one to remember. How will you celebrate?
This might explain some of Chuck Todd’s stupid ass questions asked of President Barack Hussein Obama during the joint press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Be Be Netanyahu.
It must also explain the entire behavior of The United States Congressional body of legislators.
Aliens took ‘em.
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Jueseppi B.
must’ve been the greys … all the extraterrestrials I know are highly evolved
Funny, JB. You might be onto somthing
Well ET’s will snatch up the worst of human life forms to study their ignorance & stupidity, thats why no intelligent alien life form kidnaps intelligent humans, they know how we function. Good to see you.
LOLOL! enjoyed this dearest of all… orgasmic!