It’s A Twitter Storm™ That’s Raining Videos™


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It’s A Twitter Storm™ That Is Raining Videos™

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My new favorite anti gun ad……Listen to the accidental shooting statistics after the video.

 

 

 

 

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If “I” Were God…….


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If “I” Were God…….

Every parent, family friend, babysitter or caregiver that leaves a child, toddler, baby, kid, infant, pet of any type….in a hot car in summer, unattended, for more than 30 seconds….would experience their genitals seize up and become set afire to reproduce the exact temperature of that vehicle that the moron in question, left the child, toddler, baby, kid, infant, pet of any type…..IN. In other words your crotch, penis, balls, vagina, would reach the temperature of 170° in seconds.

 

 

If “I” Were God…….

Any human responsible for lying 935 times to the American people, and in particular the stupid mindless drones who inhabit CongrASS, about the original wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, if these lying dumbasses were to ever open their mouths to offer “opinions and advice” to the current POTUSA….I’d immediately fill those mouths with camel feces. On camera. After which they would instantaneously be transported to Iraq to be face to face with a group of ISIS idiots.

 

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If “I” Were God…….

John Boehner would have a 4 inch penis growing from the middle of his forehead so he could jerk himself off instead of the American citizens whom he is supposed to work FOR, as his oath of office states, and not the Koch Brothers, special interest groups such as A.L.E.C., the NRAssholes or alcohol distributors.

 

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If “I” Were God…….

Harry Reid would have a pair of nuts growing from his chin, big, hairy, full balls, He would then possess what he lacks, so he could stand up on the Senate floor and fight for what THIS Black President needs from his number one Congressional point man. Instead of acting like a frightened 4 year old confronted with the monster under the bed.

 

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If “I” Were God…….

Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Pat Boone, Donald Trump, Joe Arpaio, Ted Nugent, Rush Limbaugh and a few others, they know who they are, would come see Me. Soon. They would not stay up here but for a few seconds as I read from the book of major fuck ups…..but I’d have them all visit Me before their final destination.

 

 

If “I” Were God…….

Elizabeth Warren would have a moment of complete clarity and realize the reason I put her down there, among the lost souls in the Senate, was so she could gain the necessary tools to become the first Female President Of The United States. Much why I inserted Barack into the Senate back in 2004. Get in the game Elizabeth….you know why I choose you. I got this, you have bigger loaves to share and fish to fry.

 

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If “I” Were God…….

Hillary Clinton and William Jefferson Clinton would vanish. On that same disappearing bus would be Tricky Tiny Dick Cheney, Lyin Still Unfitt Mitt Romney, Chuck Todd, Jake Tapper, Don Lemon, The Entire Fox News Staff, Wolf Blitzer, The Morning Joe folks, The Entire Fox News Staff, (did I say that already) The Koch Brothers, Millionaire mooks who believe money buys elections, and the following dumbasses: John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Louie Gohmert, Mitch McConnell, Mark Rubio, Ted Cruz….I already took care of that Cantor moron. I keep Chris Christie around cause ya’ll still need some comedic relief.

 

If “I” Were God…….

The 300 plus young Nigerian girls would be united with their families and the Boko Haram cowards who abducted them, would all be captured and sold into slavery, forced kicking & screaming into made marriages to men who care not what orifice they violate and used as indentured servants on a Clive Bundy spread.

 

 

 

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If “I” Were God…….

ANYone who utters the word “Impeachment” would immediately have his/her colon stuffed with fire ants and bed bugs….because dumbfuckery must be met with extreme pain and suffering when spread against MY chosen one, the anointed Barack Hussein Obama, and his immediate White House staff. Oh yeah, the word suit against Barack, will bring down upon it’s instigators a complete darkening of the skin to the tone of Black Strap Molasses.  You sue My Anointed One, yo do so as a Negro.

 

 

If “I” Were God…….

The very next human whom violates all My rules of creation and goes on a shooting rampage, will be guided, by Me, to the nearest rally and campaign event held by the NRAssholes, he will then proceed to shoot and kill all NRAsshole hierarchy and leadership executives. Or, if I’m that kinder, gentler God you speak of, I’ll just resurrect the original members of the Black Panther Party and send them into local Target stores armed with semi automatic rifles and THEN you will see some gun reform laws take effect on the chickenshit Senate/House floor.

 

Cause nobody wants to see Negro’s armed with the exact same weapons you now see caucasian dumbasses carrying in public places where there are children……do you.  If “I” Were God.

 

 

Evolve — Playthings

Published on Jun 25, 2014

Play things: kids find everything. Their play things….and yours. Have a gun? Lock it up.

 

 

 

Enjoy the Slid Show.

 

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Shannon Watts, Everytown For Gun Safety: TWEET NOW: Ask These Celebs To Pressure Target.


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REMEMBER! everytown1

 

Target just doesn’t get it.

 

More than 300,000 of the company’s customers have asked Target to stand up for customer safety and prohibit people from openly carrying guns in its stores, yet the company’s leaders still haven’t taken any action.

 

So, it’s time to turn up the heat. Maybe Target will heed our call if some of the influential moms and women who sell products on its shelves speak out.

 

Using our Fast Tweet tool, please take a minute to tweet at Jessica Alba, Bethenny Frankel and Rachael Ray and ask them to urge Target to enact a gun sense policy

 

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When these businesswomen teamed up with Target, they probably didn’t expect customers flaunting semiautomatic rifles to be part of the deal.

 

  • Jessica Alba is a mom of two, and founder of Honest Company, which started selling its products at Target just this month.

 

  • Bethenny Frankel is a mom of one; her Skinny Girl products, including Skinny Girl Cocktails, are sold at Target.

 

  • Rachael Ray is a celebrity chef and entrepreneur who is famous for her fast, easy, family-friendly recipes. Her line of cookware and other products are sold at Target.

 

Target — and its brand partners — need to know that we want a safe shopping environment for our families. If Target wants our business, its leaders need to act.

 

Please visit our Fast Tweet page today and invite Jessica Alba, Bethenny Frankel and Rachael Ray to join our effort to make shopping at Target a safer experience for everyone.

 

Thank you for continuing to put pressure on Target. Together, we’ll get the company’s leaders to make this right.

 

 

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Shannon Watts
Founder
Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America

 

The Purpose of Semi-Automatic Weapons Is To Kill People

 

Everytown for Gun Safety is a movement of Americans fighting for common-sense gun policies. We are moms, mayors, survivors, and concerned citizens.

 

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Please Tweet three of Target’s most influential partners – Jessica Alba, Bethenny Frankel and Rachael Ray – and ask them to urge Target to prohibit the open carry of loaded guns in and around its stores.

 

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Jessica Alba

 .@JessicaAlba moms don’t want open carry where we shop for @Honest products. Tell @Target to get #gunsense #OffTarget #MomsDemand

 .@JessicaAlba – @Honest it’s time for @Target to prohibit open carry. #OffTarget #MomsDemand pic.twitter.com/GNi4icqNMW

 

 

Bethenny Frankel

 .@Bethenny @SkinnyGirl cocktails and open carry don’t mix. Please urge @Target to adopt a #gunsense policy. #OffTarget #MomsDemand

 .@Bethenny moms love @SkinnyGirl but we won’t risk our safety to buy them. Tell @Target to get #gunsense. #OffTarget #MomsDemand

 

 

 

Rachael Ray

 .@RachaelRay please tell @Target to prohibit open carry of guns in its stores #OffTarget #MomsDemand pic.twitter.com/GNi4icqNMW

 Moms love @RachaelRay products, but not open carry of guns. Rachael, please urge @Target to get #gunsense. #OffTarget #MomsDemand

 

 

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Everytown For Gun Safety: Urge Your Senators To Help Save Women’s Lives


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REMEMBER! everytown1

Everytown for Gun Safety wants to

Urge Your Senators to Help Save Women’s Lives

 

Every month, 46 women are shot and killed in the U.S. by a current or former boyfriend or spouse.

 

Here’s the reality: more than half of the women killed with guns in the U.S. are murdered by their partners. Every month, 46 women are shot and killed in the U.S. by a current or former boyfriend or spouse.

 

Gun violence in America is a domestic violence problem. We researched mass shootings between January 2009 and January 2013 and found that 57 percent of mass shootings involved the murder of a partner or other close family member.

 

But we know that common-sense gun laws will protect domestic violence victims and save lives. In states that require background checks, 38 percent fewer women are shot to death by intimate partners.

 

That’s why we’re pushing Congress and state legislatures to close the loopholes that make it easy for domestic abusers to get guns without a background check—common-sense changes that the gun lobby refuses to support. If abusers can simply go online and buy a gun, how can their partners ever be safe from harm?

 

We’re also working to prohibit stalkers from buying guns—and to make sure that convicted abusers don’t get to keep the guns they already own.

 

 

Demand Action – Zina’s Story

 

Zina was shot and killed by her abusive husband with a gun he should have been blocked from buying.

 

 

Everytown for Gun Safety Requiring a background check for every gun sale will save women’s lives.

 

 

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“We need to close loopholes in federal law that permit domestic abusers and stalkers to get their hands on guns.”

 

We urgently need to close loopholes in federal law that permit domestic abusers and stalkers to get their hands on guns.

 

Women are the target of far too many shootings in America. In fact, the majority of mass shootings in this country are domestic violence incidents. But there’s now important legislation in the Senate that will strengthen our nation’s domestic violence laws and help save women’s lives.

 

Sen. Klobuchar’s bill is called the Protecting Domestic Violence and Stalking Victims Act, and it works in two key ways:

 

  1. It would add stalkers to the group of people prohibited from buying guns, which already includes the severely mentally ill and violent criminals.

 

  1. It would prohibit all domestic abusers from buying guns, including dating partners — not just spouses.

 

Sign this petition to urge your senator to co-sponsor S. 1290.

 

Senate: keep guns out of the hands of domestic abusers and stalkers. Please co-sponsor S. 1290.

 

I’m writing as a constituent to urge you to co-sponsor S. 1290, Sen. Amy Klobuchar‘s bill that would close loopholes in federal law that permit domestic abusers and stalkers to get their hands on guns.

 

This is an urgently needed piece of legislation that will save women’s lives. Most mass shootings in this country are in fact domestic violence incidents.

 

We need to do more to stop gun violence against women. I hope I can count on your support for this bill.

 

Signed,

 

Everytown for Gun Safety

 

 

Please sign this petition.

 

 

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The Twitter Storm™


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The Twitter Storm™

 

Social Media, Specifically Twitter, Has Become The Fastest Most Reliable Way To Get News And Stay Updated On Current Events/Issues. The Twitter Storm™ Is My Way Of Adding Fun & A Snappy Witt To Delivering Tweets From The Twitterverse.

 

Yes, You Are Being Dragged Into The 22nd Century Of Social Media….Kicking & Screaming.  ʚ(ˆ◡ˆ)ɞ

 

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