The Onion Apologizes To Ms. Quvenzhané Wallis…….Sorta…..


 

 

By Jueseppi B.

 

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The Onion apology:

 

 

 

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Dear Readers,

 

On behalf of The Onion, I offer my personal apology to Quvenzhané Wallis and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for the tweet that was circulated last night during the Oscars. It was crude and offensive—not to mention inconsistent with The Onion’s commitment to parody and satire, however biting.

 

No person should be subjected to such a senseless, humorless comment masquerading as satire.

 

The tweet was taken down within an hour of publication. We have instituted new and tighter Twitter procedures to ensure that this kind of mistake does not occur again.

 

In addition, we are taking immediate steps to discipline those individuals responsible.

 

Miss Wallis, you are young and talented and deserve better. All of us at The Onion are deeply sorry.

 

Sincerely,

Steve Hannah

 

 

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Read the Tweet above, then read the apology once again.

 

If your 9 year old daughter, sister, niece, aunt, best friend, grandchild or godchild were called a cunt, would Mr. Hannah’s apology be enough for you?

 

Oscar is now a gutter snipe because this satirical publication has allowed one of it’s employees, using The Onion label, to slander and degrade a 9 year old child, who just happens to be a 9 yeah old Black child.

 

I wonder what Dakota Fanning‘s “people” would say if this had been directed toward her?

 

Finally I am curious about something else too….I am curious about this: Why are Ms. Sandra Fluke, and other feminist crusaders, silent when Ms. Quvenzhané Wallis , age 9, is called the “C” word that rhymes with PUNT, in tweets by The Onion?

 

Remember when not so long ago, Rush Limbaugh called Ms. Fluke a slut, and all of America stood up in defense of Ms. Fluke. YET I hear no protest. no public outcry from the caucasian women’s movement. Can it be that a 9 year old Black American female is less of a human being than a female caucasian college student?

 

Racism Is A Bitch Ain’t It?

 

 

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OBAMA RE ELECTED

 

 

First Lady Michelle Obama Trailblazes At The 85th Academy Awards


 

By Jueseppi B.

 

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In a first, the Oscar for best picture was revealed via satellite from the White House. First lady Michelle Obama opened the envelope last night to find “Argo.”

 

 

 

From USA Today:

 

Michelle Obama hands out the Oscar

 

By David Jackson

 

Another first for President Obama’s White House.

 

The first first lady to award the Oscar for Best Picture.

 

Michelle Obama did the honors late Sunday night, telling the world that Argohad been voted the year’s top film.

 

Mrs. Obama — appearing at the Oscar ceremony via satellite from the White House, where she and the president had just hosted a dinner for the nation’s governors –also paid tribute to all the nominated films.

 

“These nine movies took us back in time and all around the world,” she said. “They made us laugh, they made us weep, and they made us grip our armrests just a little tighter.

 

“They taught us that love can endure against all odds and transform our lives in the most surprising ways,” she added, “and they reminded us that we can overcome any obstacle if we can dig deep enough and fight hard enough and find the courage to believe in ourselves.”

 

Mrs. Obama’s communications director, Kristina Schake, said in a statement that Academy Awards people approached the first lady’s office.

 

“As a movie lover, she was honored to present the award and celebrate the artists who inspire us all — especially our young people — with their passion, skill and imagination,” Schake said.

 

 

“OSCAR” Academy Awards 2013: Michelle Obama announces “ARGO” wins Best Motion Picture.

 

Michelle Obama announces Argo wins Best Motion Picture at the 2013 Oscars.

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you USATODAY.com

 

 

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OBAMA RE ELECTED

 

 

Black History Moment: Actress Quvenzhané Wallis At The Oscars……AND The Onion Tweet!!


 

By Jueseppi B.

 

 

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Quvenzhané Wallis (pronounced /kwəˈvɛnʒəneɪ/kwuh-ven-jah-nay; born August 28, 2003) is an American child actress. She is known for her leading role as Hushpuppy in the critically acclaimed drama film Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012), for which she became the youngest actress ever to receive a nomination for the Academy Award for Best Actress.

 

 

Life and career

Wallis was born in Houma, Louisiana, the daughter of Qulyndreia, a teacher, and Venjie Wallis, Sr., a truck driver. ”Quven”, the first part of her name, combines her parents’ first names, while her mother has stated that zhané means “fairy” in Swahili.

 

Wallis, at age five, had to lie about her age to audition for her very first acting job—the starring role in Beasts of the Southern Wild—because the minimum age to be considered was six. She eventually beat out some 4,000 contenders for the role of Hushpuppy—the indomitable child prodigy and survivalist who lives with her dying father in the backwoods bayou squalor of Louisiana. Director Benh Zeitlin told ‘The Daily Beast’ that when he auditioned Wallis, he immediately realized he’d discovered what he was looking for, and changed the Beasts script to accommodate her strong-willed personality. Her reading ability, loud scream and the skill of burping on command impressed the director and won her the part.

 

The film premiered at Sundance Film Festival in January 2012 to rave reviews, winning the Grand Jury Prize. In May 2012, Wallis flew to France for the premiere of the film at the Cannes Film Festival. The film received much acclaim and praised Wallis for her outstanding performance and it went on to win the prestigious Caméra d’Or award for Best first Feature Film. On January 10, 2013, at age nine, Wallis became the Academy Awards‘ all-time youngest nominee for Best Actress and third youngest ever in all categories. However, she was just six during the filming.

 

She has signed on to star in Steve McQueen‘s upcoming film 12 Years a Slave alongside Michael FassbenderBenedict Cumberbatch, and Brad Pitt. The film is based on a novel of the same name. In 2013, she will collaborate with Sundance for the second time on a short film called Boneshaker.

 

In February 2013, Wallis was cast as the title character in the film remake of Annie.

 

 

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Wallis at 2012 Cannes Film Festival

 

 

From The Huffington Post:

 

 

Quvenzhané Wallis Oscar Dress 2013: Actress Looks Adorable In Armani And Puppy Purse

 

Cute, cute, CUTE!

 

Not that we expected anything less from Quvenzhané Wallis, the youngest Best Actress nominee in Oscars history.

 

We thought the 9-year-old star would don her favorite color pink, but she opted for a navy blue dress by Armani with black tulle and sparkly rhinestone accents and a matching shawl. Fancy! And one thing we can certainly count on is Quvenzhané carry one of her cherished puppy purses. Tonight’s lucky pooch was also dressed for the occasion in a light blue tutu and dazzling tiara.

 

It’s the pint-sized star’s night to shine. But whether she takes home the Oscar or not, this little lady is definitely winning on the red carpet–and in our hearts!

 

Here’s a look Quvenzhané’s adorable 2013 Academy Awards ensemble…

 

 

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Making history as the youngest Best Actress nominee, Quvenzhané Wallis arrived at the Dolby Theatre for the 2013 Academy Awards tonight (February 24).

 

The 9-year-old starlet made the red carpet her own as she strutted her stuff while posing for photographers and greeting fans.

 

 

 

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Thank you The Huffington Post.

 

 

Quvenzhané Wallis, the 9-Year-Old Oscar Nominee

 

Published on Jan 29, 2013

She was incredible in the film “Beasts of the Southern Wild,” but before she heads to the Oscars, she came to meet Ellen!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“Beasts of the Southern Wild” director Benh Zeitlin says he always knew he would put his giant movie on the shoulders of someone tiny. Meet Quvenzhané Wallis, the young girl who brought the character Hushpuppy to life. Watch as she tells Oprah how she landed the part without any previous acting experience. Plus, find out how she ended up casting her own on-screen father.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From E! Online:

 

Oscar Nominee Quvenzhané Wallis Set to Star in Annie Movie

 

by Brandi Fowler

 

 

Quvenzhané Wallis is having quite the year.

 

After receiving an Oscar nomination for her role in Beasts of the Southern Wild, the youngest Best Actress nominee ever just landed the leading role in Sony Pictures/Overbrook Entertainment’s upcoming Annie.

 

“With the recent Academy Award nomination and critical acclaim, Quvenzhané Wallis is a true star and we believe her portrayal as Annie will make her a true worldwide star,” Sony Pictures’ President of Production Hannah Minghella said in a statement to Just Jared. “She is an extraordinary young talent with an amazing range, not only as an actress but as a singer and dancer, and we can’t wait for audiences to further discover her.”

 

Will SmithJada Pinkett Smith and Jay-Z will produce the Broadway musical remake.

 

Jada and Will’s daughter Willow was originally tapped to play the role, but dropped out of the project because she wanted to take some time off from the business.

 

“Willow was supposed to be doing Annie, we got Jay-Z to do the movie, got the studio to come in and Willow had such a difficult time on tour with Whip My Hair and she said, ‘You know Daddy, I don’t think so’ and I said, ‘Baby, hold up! I said no, no, no, listen, you’ll be in New York with all of your friends and Beyoncé will be there. You will be singing and dancing,’ and she looked at me and said, ‘Daddy, I have a better idea, how about I just be 12,” Will said earlier this month, according to Hiphopwired.com.

 

 

Thank you E! Online.

 

 

Now for the dumb shit that is JUST WRONG:

 

 

From The Hollywood Reporter:

 

The Onion Under Fire for Calling Quvenzhane Wallis the C-Word

 

10:15 PM PST 2/24/2013 by Philiana Ng

On Sunday night, the satirical news organization referenced the 9-year-old Oscar nominee using a derogatory term, later deleting the tweet.

 

 

The Onion is under fire.

While the top awards were being handed out Sunday at the 85th Oscars, the satirical news organization sent out a message on its official Twitter account calling 9-year-old best actress nominee Quvenzhane Wallisthe C-word.

Everyone else seems afraid to say it, but that Quvenzhané Wallis is kind of a cunt, right?#Oscars2013

— The Onion (@TheOnion)February 25, 2013

 

 

The tweet, sent out around 8:42 p.m. PST, quickly made the rounds on the social media website. An hour later, the offending message was deleted from The Onion’s feed.

 

There was outcry, with many calling out its inappropriateness and cheap dig. Treme and The Wire actor Wendell Pierce called out The Onion, tweeting: “Identify the writer. Let him defend that abhorrent verbal attack of a child. You call it humor I call it horrendous.”

 

Wrote Yahoo! Canada’s Greg Hughes: “The Onion made a pretty significant faux pas tonight on Quvenzhane Wallis. They deleted the tweet, but the Internet doesn’t ever forget.”

 

“Tonight @TheOnion behaved more like a 9yo than Quvenzhane Wallis, posting a tweet just to get attention. Well you’ve got it. Now what?” tweeted a user named Miss Lori.

 

Twitter user John Jones wrote: “Comedians usually stick to their guns, right or wrong. Pretty telling that the Onion pulled their tweet about young Quvenzhane Wallis…”

 

Elizabeth Hawksworth tweeted: “Quvenzhane Wallis is a nine year old woman of colour. Let’s let what @TheOnion did sink in and remember that Dakota Fanning never had this.”

 

 

Thank you  The Hollywood Reporter.

 

 

The Onion’ Calls 9-Year-Old Quvenzhané Wallis The ‘C-Word’ On Twitter

 

Published on Feb 24, 2013

The Onion’ Calls 9-Year-Old Quvenzhané Wallis The ‘C-Word’ On Twitter.

 

 

 

 

 

From NewsONE:

 

 

Out Of Line: ‘The Onion’ Calls Child Actor Quvenzhané Wallis A ‘C*nt’ On Twitter

 

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Known for their risque satire, popular website ‘The Onion’ pushed the envelope too far Oscar Night by calling 9-year-old Oscar nominee, Quvenzhané Wallis, a “c*nt” on Twitter.

Nominated for her break-out role in “Beast of the Southern Wild,’ the future A-Lister, recently tapped to revive the role of  ‘Annie,’ continues to woo hearts all over Tinsel Town. Apparently forgetting what satire means, When ‘The Onion’ attacked Wallis on Twitter, there was nothing humorous or vaguely intelligent about it.

Everyone else seems afraid to say it, but that Quvenzhané Wallis is kind of a cunt, right? #Oscars2013
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Twitter instantly exploded.

 

The tweet has been deleted, but outraged Twitter users have taken screenshots of their feed at the time of the comment.

 

Thank you NewsONE.

 

 

OK…..now I don’t even need to open my mouth and express any outrage over this…..so I’ll let others comment:

 

 

rolandsmartin  @rolandsmartin: Look, I get comedy. I get satire. But what The Onion said about a 9-year-old girl nominated for an Oscar is atrocious.

 

 

April @ReignOfApril: A racist/sexist/misogynistic joke about a child isn’t “OK” or “acceptable” just because The Onion is known for satire and off-color jokes.

 

 

 

 

Abiyomi Kofi @TheAngryindianWould the @TheOnion say the same thing if the individual celebrity in question was Caucasian? This is a legitimate question.
Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce@TheOnion Identify the writer. Let him defend that abhorrent verbal attack of a child. You call it humor I call it horrendous.

Of course, we all know what the Onion was going for, but they failed miserably and this is not going away.

 

 

Our Black girls deserved to cherished, respected and protected just as much as their White counterparts. Before it’s all said and done, ‘The Onion’ will understand this is not a game.

 

 

 

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RIP – Michael Clarke Duncan. Green Mile Actor Michael Clarke Duncan Dead At 54


By Jueseppi B.

 

 

 

 

 

From USA Today:

 

LOS ANGELES (AP) – Michael Clarke Duncan‘s fiancee says the Oscar nominee for The Green Mile has died while being hospitalized following a July heart attack.

 

Publicist Joy Fehily released a statement from Clarke’s fiancée, the Rev. Omarosa Manigault, saying the 54-year-old actor died Monday morning in a Los Angeles hospital after nearly two months of treatment following the July 13 heart attack.

 

The 6-foot-5, 300-pound Duncan appeared in dozens of films, including such box office hits as Armageddon, Planet of the Apes and Kung Fu Panda.

 

Duncan had a handful of minor roles beforeThe Green Mile brought him an Academy Award nomination for best supporting actor. The 1999 film, based on the Stephen King novel of the same name, starred Tom Hanksas a corrections officer at a penitentiary in the 1930s.

 

Duncan played John Coffey, a convicted murderer.

 

 

From TMZ:

 

Michael Clarke Duncan, star of such movies as “The Green Mile” and “The Whole Nine Yards,” passed away this morning. He was 54.

According to our sources, his passing came very suddenly. We’re told his fiancee, Omarosa Manigault, was with him in his hospital room in Los Angeles and left for a short period of time. When she returned … he had died.

Our sources say Omarosa’s mother was with him when he passed.

Duncan’s rep tells TMZ the actor never fully recovered from the myocardial infarction he suffered on July 13. As TMZ first reported, Omarosa found Duncan in cardiac arrest and performed CPR and was able to resuscitate him before calling 911.

The rep tells us, “[Omarosa] Manigault is grateful for all of your prayers and asks for privacy at this time. Celebrations of his life, both private and public, will be announced at a later date.”

Duncan was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his portrayal of John Coffey in “The Green Mile.” He worked as a bodyguard for celebrities like Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Jamie Foxx, LL Cool J, and Notorious B.I.G. before he got his break.

 

 

Michael Clarke Duncan, who is known for his Oscar-nominated role in The Green Mile, has died, reports the Associated Press. The wire service is attributing the news to his fiancee, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth.

 

Duncan was hospitalized in Los Angeles after a heart attack in July.

 

At that time, publicist Joy Fehily said in a brief e-mail statement that the 54-year-old actor suffered a myocardial infarction.

 

As soon as the news broke, Hollywood stars began sharing their reactions on Twitter. Here are some:

 

Jordin Sparks: ”RIP Michael Clarke Duncan. Thank you for being so kind to me & for sharing your talent with the world. You will be truly missed.”

 

Mario Lopez: “R.I.P Michael Clarke Duncan… One of the nicest & most professional guys I’ve had the pleasure of knowing. So sad…”

 

Michael Chiklis: “R.I.P. Michael Clarke Duncan

 

 

In The Balcony Movie Review; Marley: The Life, Music and Legacy of Bob Marley.


By Jueseppi B.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Marley: The Life, Music and Legacy of Bob Marley. Yes I know I am a day late and a dollar short, I’ll blame it on being high on Mary Jane.

 

 

 

Description

 

Bob Marley’s universal appeal, impact on music history and role as a social and political prophet is both unique and unparalleled. MARLEY is the definitive life story of the musician, revolutionary, and legend, from his early days to his rise to international superstardom. Made with the support of the Marley family, the film features rare footage, incredible performances and revelatory interviews with the people that knew him best.

From Academy Award-winning director Kevin Macdonald (One Day In September, The Last King of Scotland) comes the story of a towering figure of musical history, whose music and message has transcended different cultures, languages and creeds to resonate around the world today as powerfully as when he was alive.

MARLEY will make its world premiere at the Berlin Film Festival this month followed by its North American premiere at SXSW. Magnolia Pictures will release theatrically and on VOD on Friday, April 20th.
From The Huffington Post:
If 4/20 is the international day for celebrating marijuana, songs by Bob Marley and the Wailers would be the day’s equivalent of carols on Christmas (with the works of Snoop Dogg a distant second).
As a member of the Rastafari movement, which sees smoking cannabis as a spiritual act that brings followers closer to their incarnation of God, Marley was the world’s most prominent pot smoker and has, since his death, practically become the patron saint of weed, with images of Marley enjoying spliffs adorning the walls of weed-friendly homes and businesses like pictures of Jesus or the Virgin Mary in Christian homes.
The fact that Marley’s lyrics were usually about love, peace, and freedom and his music’s often languid, tropics-infused vibe is perfect for relaxed grooving probably doesn’t hurt, either.
But Marley was much more than a pot smoker and a purveyor of music for barbecues and pool parties. The documentary Marley – which comes out April 20 (4/20) in select theaters, Video On Demand, and Facebook – seeks to be the definitive film about the reggae superstar — and at nearly two and a half hours long, it’s definitely the most comprehensive.
Directed by Oscar winner Kevin Macdonald (One Day in SeptemberThe Last King of Scotland), Marley examines the breadth of Marley’s life and work, going from growing up poor in Jamaica as the son of a Jamaican mother and a white British military man to becoming the world’s first “third-world superstar”, standing up for oppressed peoples everywhere.
Marley includes new interviews with friends, family members, lovers, and fellow musicians, as well as never-before-seen photos and footage of Marley both onstage and off.
A lot of people claim they like reggae, but what they really mean is that they like Bob Marley, or, more accurately, they like ‘Bob Marley Legend‘, a best-of album that has achieved the rare status of being an album EVERYONE has. While the songs on Legend have sadly been co-opted and overplayed, there’s a reason why Marley’s music has crossed over to virtually every nation and demographic imaginable, transcended the genre of reggae, and still manages to get you grooving, even if you’re hearing it for the millionth time.
At two and a half hours long, Kevin McDonald‘s documentary Marley appears to be the definitive movie on the reggae superstar, examining every aspect of the man, his roots, and the music he introduced to the world, and is bound to be illuminating for both hardcore fans and the most casual reggae poseurs. And just in time for 4/20.
While legal disputes among Marley’s relatives, including ten children from seven different mothers, it seems that the stars finally aligned, and Marleyis the reward, featuring interviews with Marley’s wife, girlfriends, kids, friends, family, and former bandmates, as well as the use of Marley’s complete music catalog, and a trove of rare and never-before-seen photos and footage.
The film starts with Marley’s childhood growing up poor in Nine Miles and Trench Town, Jamaica, revealing a fact I’m shocked I didn’t know — that Marley’s father was a white British military man Marley never really knew. Marley dropped out of school at fourteen to be a musician, and it’s fascinating to hear Marley’s early pre-reggae recordings.
There are interviews with musicians and producers who worked with Marley, as well as lessons in Jamaica’s music scene and the origins of reggae, which was another surprise since one usually thinks of reggae as a distinctly Jamaican music, but actually has its roots in early American soul and R&B. Nor did I know that Marley lived for a time in Delaware with his mom.
Marley’s conversion to the Rastafari religion figures heavily in his growth as a musician and a man, shaping the beliefs that he would spread through his music. While Rastafari is know for its use of marijuana for spiritual reasons, and Marley is one of the world’s most famous weed smokers, he never comes across as a stoner, but instead is extremely disciplined, hard-working, health-conscious, and very serious about his religious beliefs.
Marley and his band, the Wailers, would go on to tour the world, with Marley considered the first international superstar from a third world nation. The film documents their meteoric success with footage of some of their biggest and most significant shows. But the film also shows Marley as a person who loved soccer and exercise, shared his wealth with fellow Jamaicans in need, and stood up for freedom fighters everywhere, holding more militant views than he’s often credited with, making him a hero to indigenous and oppressed peoples around the world.
At the same time, the film doesn’t shy away from Marley’s faults, including his infidelity (which his wife seemed to know about and tolerate) and how the crew surrounding him and his focus on music often kept his children at a distance.
Naturally, Marley covers just about everything you could want in its two and a half hours, including his death from cancer at the young age of 36. But despite the film’s length, it never felt long, which makes sense since Marley led a fascinating life, and his impact on music and world culture really can’t be overstated.
While I’m sure there will be some Marley fans who’ll wish there was more about a certain aspect of his life, Marley is about as comprehensive and definitive a Bob Marley documentary as you could want or are likely to ever get, with plenty of new interviews and rare footage to satisfy even the most knowledgeable fans.
There’s so much in this film that I wouldn’t mind seeing it again, and it even got me to check out some of Marley’s non-Legend albums, which is no small feat for a non-reggae listener. So check out Marley, and if you feel like smoking herb while you watch, you can watch Marley at home with the comfort of your own bong on Facebook and Video On Demand.
Watch on Facebook Now: http://bit.ly/MARLEYonFacebook
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