If “I” Were God…….


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If “I” Were God…….

Every parent, family friend, babysitter or caregiver that leaves a child, toddler, baby, kid, infant, pet of any type….in a hot car in summer, unattended, for more than 30 seconds….would experience their genitals seize up and become set afire to reproduce the exact temperature of that vehicle that the moron in question, left the child, toddler, baby, kid, infant, pet of any type…..IN. In other words your crotch, penis, balls, vagina, would reach the temperature of 170° in seconds.

 

 

If “I” Were God…….

Any human responsible for lying 935 times to the American people, and in particular the stupid mindless drones who inhabit CongrASS, about the original wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, if these lying dumbasses were to ever open their mouths to offer “opinions and advice” to the current POTUSA….I’d immediately fill those mouths with camel feces. On camera. After which they would instantaneously be transported to Iraq to be face to face with a group of ISIS idiots.

 

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If “I” Were God…….

John Boehner would have a 4 inch penis growing from the middle of his forehead so he could jerk himself off instead of the American citizens whom he is supposed to work FOR, as his oath of office states, and not the Koch Brothers, special interest groups such as A.L.E.C., the NRAssholes or alcohol distributors.

 

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If “I” Were God…….

Harry Reid would have a pair of nuts growing from his chin, big, hairy, full balls, He would then possess what he lacks, so he could stand up on the Senate floor and fight for what THIS Black President needs from his number one Congressional point man. Instead of acting like a frightened 4 year old confronted with the monster under the bed.

 

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If “I” Were God…….

Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Pat Boone, Donald Trump, Joe Arpaio, Ted Nugent, Rush Limbaugh and a few others, they know who they are, would come see Me. Soon. They would not stay up here but for a few seconds as I read from the book of major fuck ups…..but I’d have them all visit Me before their final destination.

 

 

If “I” Were God…….

Elizabeth Warren would have a moment of complete clarity and realize the reason I put her down there, among the lost souls in the Senate, was so she could gain the necessary tools to become the first Female President Of The United States. Much why I inserted Barack into the Senate back in 2004. Get in the game Elizabeth….you know why I choose you. I got this, you have bigger loaves to share and fish to fry.

 

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If “I” Were God…….

Hillary Clinton and William Jefferson Clinton would vanish. On that same disappearing bus would be Tricky Tiny Dick Cheney, Lyin Still Unfitt Mitt Romney, Chuck Todd, Jake Tapper, Don Lemon, The Entire Fox News Staff, Wolf Blitzer, The Morning Joe folks, The Entire Fox News Staff, (did I say that already) The Koch Brothers, Millionaire mooks who believe money buys elections, and the following dumbasses: John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Louie Gohmert, Mitch McConnell, Mark Rubio, Ted Cruz….I already took care of that Cantor moron. I keep Chris Christie around cause ya’ll still need some comedic relief.

 

If “I” Were God…….

The 300 plus young Nigerian girls would be united with their families and the Boko Haram cowards who abducted them, would all be captured and sold into slavery, forced kicking & screaming into made marriages to men who care not what orifice they violate and used as indentured servants on a Clive Bundy spread.

 

 

 

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If “I” Were God…….

ANYone who utters the word “Impeachment” would immediately have his/her colon stuffed with fire ants and bed bugs….because dumbfuckery must be met with extreme pain and suffering when spread against MY chosen one, the anointed Barack Hussein Obama, and his immediate White House staff. Oh yeah, the word suit against Barack, will bring down upon it’s instigators a complete darkening of the skin to the tone of Black Strap Molasses.  You sue My Anointed One, yo do so as a Negro.

 

 

If “I” Were God…….

The very next human whom violates all My rules of creation and goes on a shooting rampage, will be guided, by Me, to the nearest rally and campaign event held by the NRAssholes, he will then proceed to shoot and kill all NRAsshole hierarchy and leadership executives. Or, if I’m that kinder, gentler God you speak of, I’ll just resurrect the original members of the Black Panther Party and send them into local Target stores armed with semi automatic rifles and THEN you will see some gun reform laws take effect on the chickenshit Senate/House floor.

 

Cause nobody wants to see Negro’s armed with the exact same weapons you now see caucasian dumbasses carrying in public places where there are children……do you.  If “I” Were God.

 

 

Evolve — Playthings

Published on Jun 25, 2014

Play things: kids find everything. Their play things….and yours. Have a gun? Lock it up.

 

 

 

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Now Time For Some Dumbfuckery: Operation American Spring Promises To Drive President Of The United States, Barack Hussein Obama, From Office This Friday.


By Jueseppi B.

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This is the funniest shit since that fiasco of truckers planning to bring Washington, D.C. to a complete halt by jamming up the city…wait, maybe this is dumber.

 

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The Secret Service, Capitol Hill Police and The Armed Services of The United States Of America…don’t have black powder muskets…ya’ll gonna need better shit than this.

 

From The Raw Story….

 

Self-styled revolutionary patriots plan to converge on Washington, D.C., this week to drive President Barack Obama and disloyal lawmakers out of office.

“We are calling for the removal of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, and Eric Holder as a start toward constitutional restoration,” said retired Army Col. Harry Riley, leader of the Operation American Spring protest group. “They have all abandoned the US Constitution, are unworthy to be retained in a position that calls for servant status.”

Operation American Spring aims to pressure those lawmakers who remain – or are replaced by officials of their own choosing – “to sponsor and pass very Constitutionally crafted State legislation to dissolve the size, powers, scope and spending of the U.S. Government by 2/3rds.”

 

Operation American Spring ~ May 16th 2014 in Washington DC… JOIN US!!!

 

Published on Jan 25, 2014

JOIN US! Operation American Spring
May 16th 2014, Washington DC

http://www.patriotsforamerica.ning.com

CALL TO ALL PATRIOTS:
Black, white, red, yellow,
brown, male, female, civilian,
military, truckers, bikers,
militias, veterans, old, young

Every American that loves
freedom and liberty!

MISSION:
Restoration of
Constitutional government,
rule of law, freedom, liberty

“of the people, for the people, by the people”

From despotic and tyrannical
federal leadership

ASSUMPTIONS:
Millions of Americans will participate

American Veterans and Patriots are
energized to end the tyranny,
lawlessness, and shredding
of the US Constitution

Government is not the target,
it is sound…

Corrupt and criminal
leadership must be removed

Field millions, as many as ten million Patriots

Who will assemble in a
non-violent, physically unarmed
(Spiritually/Constitutionally armed)
display of unswerving loyalty to
the US Constitution

Go full-bore, no looking back,
steadfast in the mission!

We are asking, pleading with you, and any others
that have resources, national voices,
email lists, blogs, FB, Twitter

To call for a non-violent American Spring
May 16 2014 in Washington D.C.

 

 

It’s a slow news Friday and I thought you could use a laugh. This event will be like the Miami Heat playing against the Marlon County JV basketball team.

 

Maybe worse.

 

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So do these asswipe Operation American Spring expect the United States Gubmint to just stand by watching the Beverly Hillbillies or The Andy Griffin Show, while they over-run and over-throw the Government? If Operation American Spring wants to turn The United States Of America into the United States Of AmeriKKKa, why don’t they start by taking over Compton. The West, South & East sides of Chicago. How bout visiting the 5th Ward, NOLA.

 

A bit more dumbfuckery…..

 

The activists say they expect 10 million to 30 million like-minded Americans to join them Friday in the nation’s capital for a rally patterned after Occupy Wall Street and “Arab Spring” protests.

 

You can’t get 10 to 30 million Americans to travel to their local voting booth to effect change, but these dumbasses expect 10 to 30 million to travel to Washington, D.C. I do believe this shows exactly how stupid the Operation American Spring morons are.

 

More…..

 

They also plan a sister event the same day in Bunkerville, Nevada, where militia groups have gathered to support scofflaw rancher Cliven Bundy in his dispute with the federal government.

Organizers also anticipate “incremental nullification” by state legislatures of “all withholding taxes, employment taxes, employer taxes, and income taxes.”

“This will effectively DOUBLE the size of ALL American Middle Class family weekly paychecks and cause our local city and town economies to boom,” the group promises on its Facebook page.

Tea Party Nation promoted Operation American Spring last month in an email to its members from founder Judson Phillips, who hinted at a violent response from the federal government, and sent invitations in January to the protest.

“There is no way a militia with small arms can defeat the kind of arms the U.S. government can bring to bear on such a battle, but one has to admire the courage of those people who showed up to confront them,” Phillips said, comparing the protest to the American Revolution. “That’s quintessentially American!”

Operation American Spring spokesman Terry Trussell told the “Patriot Nation” radio program that he feared Obama would order drone strikes on protesters, and host Mark Hoffman suggested participants bring emergency supplies and make other preparations in case of violence.

Riley told Before It’s News that his group does not want violence, but he admits that peaceful solutions have thus far proved ineffective.

“For more than five years, ‘we the people’ have been writing, calling, faxing Congress, the media, screaming in Town Halls, marching, rallying, demonstrating, petitioning, all to no avail,” Riley said. “Every branch of government looks at ‘we the people’ whom they have taken an oath to serve, as ‘pests,’ interfering with their political agenda, cramping their self-serving, greedy agendas. We have no faith in the ballot box any longer, as many believe this sacred secret box has been compromised.”

Previous attempts to drive Obama out of office by shutting down Washington, D.C., with massive protests or by encircling the “beltway” with semi-trucks have drawn far fewer participants than promised.

But Operation American Spring organizers say those ineffective protests helped pave the way for their own success.

“Every political persuasion, rich, poor, every color, all ages, men, women, liberal, conservative, independent, unemployed, et al, are now mobilizing to participate in this peaceful, non-violent, cause in the search for constitutional restoration for America,” Riley said. “We have well over 1 million militia members mobilizing; bikers, truckers, hunters, Tea Party groups — citizens across America. No, I don’t think 10 million (participants) is high at all.”

Or, as a blogger speculated at Before It’s News, the whole operation could be a false flag planted by the Obama administration to launch a civil war.

 

Thank you The Raw Story. I think.

 

Ok, I think I will head on over to D.C. Hang around and see what I can see. After all, the Heat of Miami could lose to The Marlon County JV basketball team…..

 

 

Hey Barack, Operation American Spring is coming for Yo ass....

Hey Barack, Operation American Spring is coming for Yo ass….

5/16/14 in DC Be there to Protect your Constitution and your Country!:  @COLHarryRiley #USA

5/16/14 in DC Be there to Protect your Constitution and your Country!: @COLHarryRiley #USA

I wonder what would happen if the original owners of The United States Of America decided to get together and "take their land, country & nation" back?

I wonder what would happen if the original owners of The United States Of America decided to get together and “take their land, country & nation” back?

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Lilly Ledbetter, Tell Congress: Pass Paycheck Fairness.


 

By Jueseppi B.

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Tell Congress: Pass Paycheck Fairness

 

Equal pay for equal work is critical for our economy, our families and our children.

 

It is outrageous that in 2014 – 2014 – a woman can still be paid less than one of her male counterparts for the exact same work.

 

This is about fairness and economic opportunity for all. Pay discrimination is holding families back. Equal pay is not only an ideal, it should be a guarantee. That’s the message we have to send to Republicans in Congress now.

 

We have to fight for this.

 

Add your name today and join the call for basic paycheck fairness immediately.

 

 

Sen. Tammy Baldwin
Sen. Chris Coons
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand
Sen. Kay Hagan
Sen. Heidi Heitkamp
Sen. Amy Klobuchar
Sen. Joe Manchin
Sen. Bob Menendez
Sen. Mark Pryor
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen
Sen. Mark Udall
Sen. John Walsh
Sen. Mark Warner
Rep. Tulsi Gabbard
Rep. Nita Lowey
Rep. Carolyn Maloney
Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney
Rep. Raul Ruiz
Rep. Kyrsten Sinema
Alison Lundergan Grimes, Candidate for Senate
Natalie Tennant, Candidate for Senate
Sean Eldridge, Candidate for Congress

 

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On Tuesday, Alison joined thousands of others in calling on Congress to act and pass the Paycheck Fairness Act.



Rather than listen to these voices, Mitch McConnell led the charge to block the legislation that would help close the pay gap between men and women. McConnell even went so far as to say equal pay for equal work “threatens to hurt” women even though, in Kentucky, women make just 76 cents for every dollar earned by a man. 



Someone needs to tell Mitch McConnell it’s 2014 – not 1963. 



Last week’s gridlock from McConnell makes the call for equal pay for equal work more important than ever.



Add your name now and tell Mitch McConnell to end the obstruction and pass paycheck fairness immediately.

 

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As Alison often says, “Equal pay for equal work isn’t just a women’s issue – it’s a family issue.” For countless working families living paycheck-to-paycheck, pay equity isn’t a “threat” or a “special interest vote” – it’s a principle of basic fairness that helps pay the bills and put food on the table. 

McConnell’s opposition to paycheck fairness is yet another example of how out of touch he has become with Kentucky’s working families.

Join us and sign the petition demanding Congressional action on paycheck fairness.

Thanks for standing with Alison and women across the country,

Lilly Ledbetter
Fair pay advocate

 

 

President Obama Speaks on Equal Pay for Equal Work

 

President Obama signs Executive Order for Paycheck Fairness.

President Obama signs Executive Order for Paycheck Fairness.

 

Published on Apr 8, 2014

Following an introduction by Lilly Ledbetter, President Obama announces two new executive actions to strengthen enforcement of equal pay laws for women.

 

 

 

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Alison Lundergan Grimes, Candidate For U.S. Senate: Tell Congress Raise The Minimum Wage


 

By Jueseppi B.

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Tell Congress: Raise the Minimum Wage

 

For more than four years, the federal minimum wage has been frozen at $7.25 an hour. A family with two children that earns minimum wage lives below the poverty line. This is unacceptable.

 

Raising the minimum wage would lift millions of hardworking Americans out of poverty. Despite the indisputable benefits – and despite support for raising the minimum wage from 80% of Americans – congressional Republicans are blocking legislation on this common sense measure. We can’t let them get away with hurting working America‘s working families.

 

Add your voice and demand Congress raise the minimum wage and lift Americans out of poverty.

 

U.S. Senator Kirsten Gillibrand
U.S. Senator Heidi Heitkamp
U.S. Senator Jeanne Shaheen
U.S. Representative Tulsi Gabbard
U.S. Representative Sean Patrick Maloney
U.S. Representative Kyrsten Sinema

 

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Secretary of State Alison Lundergan Grimes, Candidate for U.S. Senate

 

Add your name

 

Americans deserve wages that are consistent with our values.

I’m beyond disappointed to see legislation to raise the minimum wage continue to stall out in Congress.

 

Nobody who works a full-time job should be faced with choices like whether to take their children to the doctor or put a warm dinner on the table at the end of the day.

 

Especially on an issue like this, real leaders don’t fear compromise and finding common ground with folks outside their party.

 

It doesn’t matter which side of the aisle someone sits on — what matters is that raising the minimum wage would help Kentucky families.

 

Join me: Tell Congress to raise the minimum wage and give all working Americans a fair shot at the American Dream. 

 

Nobody wins when people aren’t paid a decent wage for their work, especially when we’re talking about huge corporations raking in record profits.

 

Why Mitch McConnell wouldn’t stand with America’s working families and support raising the minimum wage doesn’t make any sense to me. Even worse than that, he’s up to his usual gridlock ways and trying to quietly do away with this legislation altogether.

 

Now, I’ve heard from people around the Nation and I can tell you that’s not what they want to see happen. People tell me to keep putting the pressure on because there is wide support for raising the minimum wage, so that’s what I’m going to do.

 

Show your support: Add your name in favor of raising the minimum wage for hardworking Kentuckians and millions of Americans.

 

Let’s tell Congress to get this done.

 

KentuckSecretary of State Alison Lundergan Grimes, Candidate for U.S. Senate

 

 

The Campaign Begins

 

 

 

MEET ALISON

Kentucky born and raised

 

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Alison Lundergan Grimes has been working to improve the lives of fellow Kentuckians all her life.

 

Growing up in Central Kentucky, she learned the value of public service at an early age by volunteering with her family every year to distribute Thanksgiving dinners to the homeless. As a young adult, she continued to believe in the power to make a difference in the lives of others, working with the National Kidney Foundation. While working in the private sector, she provided free legal help to victims of domestic violence. Alison’s passion has always been increasing opportunity for every citizen of the Commonwealth.

 

As a successful business attorney in Lexington, Alison helped businesses open, expand and thrive in Kentucky, allowing them to create jobs and foster economic growth. She also worked with Kentucky institutions such as the Salvation Army, Cardinal Hill Rehabilitation Hospital and God’s Pantry Food Bank, where she serves on the Board of Directors.

 

As Kentucky’s Secretary of State, Alison has helped modernize and streamline government services to make sure Kentucky’s doors truly are open for small businesses. She works with industry leaders to promote Kentucky and embraces bipartisan cooperation to help expand our economy and create jobs. Her efforts, including establishing a one-stop business portal and a uniform business identification number, are helping businesses spend less time interacting with government and more time creating jobs and giving back to their communities.

 

Alison has also ushered in new laws that protect the voting rights of victims of domestic violence and absentee voters, maintain the integrity of the democratic process and save counties money in administering elections.

 

In September 2012, Alison traveled to the Middle East to meet with deployed soldiers to learn how to improve military voting procedures. Her recommendations received overwhelming bipartisan support and were signed into law in April 2013. The new law, Kentucky Heroes Voting Initiative, the first of its kind in the state, will allow military members and their families to register to vote and update their registration online, ensure that military voters have sufficient time to vote in special elections and extend existing protections to state and local elections and National Guard members.

 

Alison is a native of Maysville, Kentucky. She received a Bachelor of Arts in political science from Rhodes College in Memphis, Tennessee, where she served as a trustee to the Board of Directors. Alison obtained her law degree, graduating with honors, from American University, Washington College of Law, in Washington, DC.

 

Alison lives with her husband, Andrew, in Lexington.

 

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Mitch McConnell Is Scared: Team Mitch Distributed Misogynist Attack Against Alison Lundergan Grimes


 

By Jueseppi B.

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Yesterday, a Mitch McConnell senior staffer promoted an article that features the face of Democratic candidate for Senate in my home state of Kentucky, Alison Lundergan Grimes crudely pasted onto a scantily clad body.

 

Team Mitch is desperate. They’ve seen the latest polls that show him virtually tied with Alison Lundergan Grimes. Now they’re doing everything they can to avoid actually talking about the issues that matter to Kentucky families like my own. But we’re not going to let them get away with it.

 

Join EMILY’s List and Alison Lundergan Grimes and demand that Mitch McConnell apologize to the women of Kentucky.

 

Senator McConnell continues to lead the GOP’s War on Women, and he has demonstrated time and again just how out of touch he is with women.

 
Sign your name to tell Mitch McConnell that he needs to apologize to me, my mom, my grandmother, and all of the women of Kentucky.

 

Demand Mitch McConnell Apologize!

 

Team Mitch is desperate. But that’s no excuse for misogynst attacks. Join EMILY’s List and Alison Lundergan Grimes and tell Mitch McConnell that he needs to apologize to the women of Kentucky.

 

Add your name to demand that Mitch apologize!

 

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