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Travels with the President: On Board in China

Published on Nov 13, 2014

Go on board with President Obama in Beijing, China as he attends the 2014 APEC Leaders Summit and makes historic progress with President Xi during the official state visit with China.

 

 

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Raw: Obama Arrives in Myanmar

Published on Nov 12, 2014

President Barack Obama arrived Wednesday night in Myanmar’s capital, his second stop on an eight-day Asia-Pacific swing that opened in China and ends later this week in Australia. (Nov. 12)

 

 

Obama Commits to Southeast Asia at ASEAN Summit

Published on Nov 13, 2014

President Barack Obama told leaders at the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) summit in Naypyitaw, Myanmar Wednesday that the United States is committed to strengthening its relationship with the region. (Nov. 13)

 

 

President Obama meets Aung San Suu Kyi in Myanmar

President Obama meets Aung San Suu Kyi in Myanmar

President Obama Wraps Up Visit to China, Heads to Burma for Second Leg of His Trip

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President Obama is traveling to China, Burma, and Australia this week, underscoring his commitment to our Asia rebalancing strategy, and his firm belief that our country’s trade and investment ties to Asia play a critical role in our future economic growth and generating American jobs.

 

The President started off his Tuesday in Beijing, attending events for this year’s Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) Leaders’ Meeting. APEC — a forum consisting of 21 member economies that works to promote trade, investment, and cooperation in the Asia-Pacific region.

 

In his remarks at the first APEC plenary session, President Obama called APEC “an extraordinarily important forum for generating ideas that boost regional and then global integration,” and said that the forum “has helped to provide jobs and support growth in all of our economies.”

President Xi Jinping of China presents President Barack Obama with a painting during a gift exchange between the two leaders at Zhong Nan Hai, Beijing, China, Nov. 11, 2014. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

President Xi Jinping of China presents President Barack Obama with a painting during a gift exchange between the two leaders at Zhong Nan Hai, Beijing, China, Nov. 11, 2014. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

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White House Student Film Festival: The Sequel!

 

Nearly 50 years ago, the American Film Institute (AFI) was born in the White House Rose Garden. Standing just outside the Oval Office, President Lyndon Johnson spoke to the need to bring together “leading artists of the film industry, outstanding educators, and young men and women who wish to pursue the 20th century art form as their life’s work.”

 

Since that day, new tools and platforms have allowed remarkable voices of a new generation to speak with this art form, and we are proud and honored to partner with the White House in encouraging the young people of America to tell their inspiring tales.

 

It is in this spirit that I am happy to announce that submissions are now open for the second-ever White House Student Film Festival — open to U.S. students, grades K-12. The theme of the festival this year is “The Impact of Giving Back.” Short films entered into this year’s festival should offer a take on that topic, and be no longer than 3 minutes

 

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You Can Check Out Health Care Plans and Prices for 2015 Right Now

 

The season approaches. Not just the holiday season — it’s time to get ready for open enrollment season, too! What is open enrollment? Beginning on November 15, you will have 92 days to shop for health care insurance and find the coverage that best suits your needs. If you want to be covered in 2015, you must sign up between November 15 and February 15. 

 

So before you start window shopping for your gift list, check out HealthCare.gov’s new “window-shopping” tool to browse the coverage options in your area and see what health plan will work best for you and your pocketbook — then share it with your friends and family.

 

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Senator Bill Frist: To Beat Ebola, We Must Keep Our Eye on the Ball

 

Small Business Administration Accelerator Winners Apply Silicon Valley Model Across the Country

 

The U.S. and China Just Announced Important New Actions to Reduce Carbon Pollution

 

President Obama Meets with the President of China

November 12, 2014 | 4:40 | Public Domain

On November 12, 2014, President Obama held a Meeting with President Xi Jinping of China in Beijing.

 

 

 

President Obama Joins President Xi of China in a Joint Press Conference

November 12, 2014 | 26:55 | Public Domain

On November 12, 2014, President Obama delivered remarks at a joint press conference with President Xi Jinping of China in the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, China.

 

 

November 2014: Photos of the Day

President Barack Obama talks with President Vladimir Putin of the Russian Federation as they join other leaders en route to the APEC Family Photo at the International Convention Center in Beijing, China, Nov. 11, 2014. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

President Barack Obama talks with President Vladimir Putin of the Russian Federation as they join other leaders en route to the APEC Family Photo at the International Convention Center in Beijing, China, Nov. 11, 2014. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

President Barack Obama and President Xi Jinping of China greet children during the State Arrival Welcome Ceremony at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, China, Nov. 12, 2014. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

President Barack Obama and President Xi Jinping of China greet children during the State Arrival Welcome Ceremony at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, China, Nov. 12, 2014. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Statements and Releases

FACT SHEET: U.S. Assistance to Burma

 

Statement by Deputy National Security Advisor For Strategic Communications Ben Rhodes on the Opening of a Peace Corps Program in Burma

 

FACT SHEET: 2nd ASEAN-U.S. Summit

 

Statement by the Press Secretary on the Agreement Between the United States and India on the Trade Facilitation Agreement at the World Trade Organization (WTO)

 

Presidential Nominations Sent to the Senate

 

President Obama Nominates Michael Greco to Serve as U.S. Marshal

 

President Obama Nominates Two to Serve on the United States Courts of Appeals

 

Presidential Nominations and Withdrawal Sent to the Senate

 

President Obama Nominates Two to Serve on the United States District Courts

 

Speeches and Remarks

 

Remarks by President Obama Before U.S.-ASEAN Summit Meeting

 

Remarks by President Obama and President Xi Jinping in Joint Press Conference

 

Toast Remarks by President Obama in Luncheon with President Xi of China

 

Remarks by President Obama Before Bilateral Meeting with President Xi of China

 

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The President’s Day: October 2nd, 2014

 

On Thursday, the President will return from Chicago. In the evening, the President will deliver remarks at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute’s Annual Awards Gala at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center.

 

 

President Obama Delivers Remarks at Northwestern University

 

Published on Oct 2, 2014

On October 2, 2014, President Obama spoke to young entrepreneurs at the Northwestern University Kellogg School of Management about the new foundation of America’s 21st century economy.

 

 

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The President Speaks at Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute Gala

 

Published on Oct 2, 2014

President Obama delivers remarks at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute’s 37th Annual Awards Gala in Washington, D.C., October 2, 2014.

 

 

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President Obama meets with the Prime Minister of Israel

October 01, 2014 | 6:01 | Public Domain

President Obama held a bilateral meeting with Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel on October 1, 2014.

 

 

 

The President Honors the MLS Cup Champions

 

Published on Oct 1, 2014

On October 1, 2014, President Obama delivered remarks in honor of the Sporting KC, the MLS Cup Champions of 2013.

 

 

 

West Wing Week: 10/03/14 or “If the Body is Strong”

 

Published on Oct 2, 2014

This week, the President convened summits on global public health and on the BRAIN Initiative, hosted the Prime Ministers of India and Israel, welcomed the 2013 MLS Champion Sporting Kansas City to the White House, and traveled to Chicago to speak on the resurgence of the American economy. That’s September 26th to October 2nd “If the Body is Strong.”

 

 

 

10/01/14: White House Press Briefing

 

 

Speeches and Remarks

 

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Remarks by the President at Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute Gala

 

Remarks by the President on the Economy — Northwestern University

 

Remarks by the President Honoring the MLS Cup Champion Sporting KC

 

Remarks by President Obama and Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel Before Bilateral Meeting

 

 

Statements and Releases

 

Readout of National Security Advisor Susan E. Rice’s Meeting with Deputy Prime Minister and Foreign Minister Pham Binh Minh of Vietnam

 

Readout of National Security Advisor Susan E. Rice’s Meeting with Indian National Security Advisor Doval

 

Readout of National Security Advisor Susan E. Rice’s Meeting with Foreign Minister Wang Yi of China

 

President Obama Signs Kentucky Disaster Declaration

 

President Obama Announces More Key Administration Posts

 

Readout of Assistant to the President for Homeland Security and Counterterrorism Lisa O. Monaco’s Meeting with Security Officials from the Netherlands

 

Obama Administration Announces Climate Action Champions Competition to Recognize Climate Leaders Across the United States

 

 

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The White House Blog

 

Gary Pollard, Jr.: “One American’s Perspective”

 

The Foundation for Growth and Prosperity Revisited

 

“A New Foundation Is Laid”: President Obama on America’s 21st Century Economy

 

Have This in Front of You When You Watch the President Today

 

Watch and Engage: President Obama Speaks on the Future of America’s 21st Century Economy

 

President Obama Welcomes 2013 MLS Champs Sporting KC to the White House

 

You Told Us: Here’s What Raising the Wage Means to You

 

President Obama and Prime Minister Netanyahu Meet at the White House

 

Kevin Pearce: “I may never get to stand on the Olympic podium, but:”

 

Videos Are "Fallin" ALL Over The Place

 

What’s Behind the Ebola Crises and are U.S. Americans at Risk?

 

Published on Oct 2, 2014

In an interview with Telesur’s The Global African, Johns Hopkins Infectious Disease Program co-director Taha E. Taha discusses the roots of the Ebola crisis and what can be done about it.

 

 

 

Ebola patient’s family still in apartment

 

 

 

This Insane Ad Shows Exactly How Republicans See Women

 

Published on Oct 2, 2014

Republicans just continue their “reaching out” to women in all the most tone deaf ways. College Republican National Committee released a demented new ad targeting young women voters attempting to parody the TV show Say Yes to the Dress…

 

 

 

Should Justice Ginsburg retire?

 

Published on Oct 2, 2014

When justices are named to the Supreme Court, they hold that seat for life. Ruth Bader Ginsburg is 81, the oldest sitting justice and a powerful voice on the bench. Jeffrey Brown gets views from Erwin Chemerinsky of the University of California-Irvine and Jeffrey Rosen of George Washington University on the political ramifications of a retirement, and the idea of Supreme Court term limits.

 

 

 

Justice Scalia Is Utterly Stupid, Especially On Religion & The Constitution

 

Published on Oct 2, 2014

“The separation of church and state doesn’t mean “the government cannot favor religion over non-religion,” Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia argued during a speech at Colorado Christian University on Wednesday, according to The Washington Times.

 

 

 

Massive Cyber Attack 76 million accounts from JPMorgan been compromised – LoneWolf Sager

 

 

 

36 Million Americans in the Path of Severe Weather From Dallas to Chicago

 

Published on Oct 2, 2014

From Dallas to Chicago, powerful winds, hail, rain and floods all threaten the heartland. – LoneWolf & The Three Muskadoggies
“Please…. Remember Our Homeless, Hospitalized & Disabled Veterans & Fallen Heroes! Thank You….America!”
“WATCH OUT

 

 

 

Truck crashes during California high-speed police chase

 

Published on Oct 2, 2014

A police chase spanning three counties in California Thursday ended after the driver, who was suspected of grand theft, crashed off the interstate.

 

 

 

PBS NewsHour full episode Oct. 2, 2014

 

Published on Oct 2, 2014

Thursday on the NewsHour, we take a deeper look at the ongoing pro-democracy protests in Hong Kong. Also: A debate on when Supreme Court justices should retire, students in Colorado protest changes to their curriculum, Walruses face dangers as sea ice retreats, taxi drivers push back against Uber and Lyft and actor Kevin Spacey cultivates an unsung talent.

 

 

 

Vice President Biden Speaks to the Urban Alliance and U.S. Chamber of Commerce

 

Scheduled for Oct 3, 2014

 

 

 

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The White House Blog: The Weekly Wrap Up & The Weekly Address.


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The Weekly Address: Closing Corporate Tax Loopholes

 

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Published on Jul 26, 2014

In this week’s address, the President continued his call for our nation to rally around an economic patriotism that says rather than protecting wasteful tax loopholes for a few at the top, we should be investing in things like education and job training that grow the economy for everybody.

 

 

 

Mensaje De La Casa Blanca

 

Published on Jul 26, 2014

En el mensaje de esta semana, la Directora del Consejo de Política Nacional de la Casa Blanca Cecilia Muñoz destacó el progreso de nuestra economía, pero tambíen habló sobre como un grupo pequeño pero creciente de grandes corporaciones están fugándose del país para evitar pagar impuestos, a pesar de que las ganancias corporativas son más elevadas que nunca. Así como lo refleja el presupuesto del Presidente, la mejor manera de que todos estemos en igualdad de condicioneses a través de una reforma tributaria que reduzca la tasa impositiva corporativa, cierre las lagunas tributarias que representan un derroche y simplifique el código fiscal para todos.

 

 

 

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7/25/14: White House Press Briefing

 

Published on Jul 25, 2014

White House Press Briefings are conducted most weekdays from the James S. Brady Press Briefing Room in the West Wing

 

 

 

July 25th, 2014: Photo of the Day

 

President Barack Obama talks with Afghanistan presidential candidate Ashraf Ghani during a phone call in the Oval Office, July 25, 2014. The President also spoke by phone with the other presidential candidate in the election, Abullah Abullah. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

President Barack Obama talks with Afghanistan presidential candidate Ashraf Ghani during a phone call in the Oval Office, July 25, 2014. The President also spoke by phone with the other presidential candidate in the election, Abullah Abullah. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

 

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Weekly Wrap Up: Astronauts, “Inversions,” and the VP and a White Board

 

This week, some astronauts stopped by the White House (hint: think 1969), we talked about “inversions” (more on that later), the President awarded the Medal of Honor, and the Vice President got a marker and white board and gave us a little bit of history on our nation’s infrastructure.

 

Check out what else you may have missed in this week’s wrap up.

 

West Wing Week 07/25/14 or, “The Irrefutable Rightness of Your Cause”

 

This week, the President introduced a historic Executive Action for LGBT rights, continued to address the ongoing conflicts in the Ukraine and Gaza, hosted a town hall in support of his My Brother’s Keeper Initiative, and traveled to California to deliver his response to some very striking letters he’d received … in person.

 

 

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“You Are Why I Ran for President in the First Place”

 

Yesterday, President Obama spoke under sunny skies at the Los Angeles Trade-Technical College. He talked about the progress that we’ve made since he took office and training our workers for a 21st-century economy.

 

 

The President called for a new sense of optimism and collective patriotism in this country: “Cynicism is a choice, and hope is a better choice. And if we can work together, I promise you there’s no holding America back.”

 

He also talked about something known as “inversions.” What’s an “inversion,” you ask? Learn more here.

 

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Apollo 11: 45 Years Later

 

Forty-five years ago, two American astronauts — Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong — landed on the moon’s Sea of Tranquility, and Neil Armstrong planted the first footprint on the surface of the moon.

On Tuesday, President Obama invited Buzz Aldrin, Michael Collins, the astronaut who piltoted the spacecraft that orbited the moon, and Neil Armstrong’s wife, Carol, to the White House. Armstrong passed away in 2012.

 

 

President Barack Obama meets with Apollo 11 astronauts President Barack Obama meets with Apollo 11 astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins, right, Carol Armstrong, widow of Apollo 11 commander Neil Armstrong, NASA Administrator Charles Bolden, and Patricia Falcone, OSTP Associate Director for National Security and International Affairs, left, in the Oval Office. This week marked the 45th anniversary of the Apollo 11 lunar landing. July 22, 2014. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

 

To honor the anniversary, we spent a little time poring over archival footage of the Apollo 11 mission — and included some of the incredible work that NASA is doing today. We won’t spoil it all for you here, but it includes redirecting asteroids around the moon and going to Mars. So, that’s pretty cool.

 

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The Vice President Takes the Marker

 

The Vice President talked about an issue that’s very near and dear to him: the state of our infrastructure in this country. And to do that, he picked up a marker, and took to our “White House white board” to explain the crisis that our nation’s roads and bridges face today.

 

 

65% of our roads are in less than good condition. 25% of our bridges require significant require or can’t handle today’s traffic. And 45% of Americans lack access to transit. Watch the Vice President explain the history of our country’s infrastructure, and then be sure to pass this one on.

 

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“For Conspicuous Gallantry”

 

On Monday, President Obama presented the Medal of Honor to Staff Sergeant Ryan M. Pitts for his unwavering courage in one of the fiercest battles of the war in Afghanistan.

 

 

The President described Ryan’s heroic acts during his remarks:

 

As the insurgents moved in, Ryan picked up a grenade, pulled the pin, and held that live grenade—for a moment, then another, then another—finally hurling it so they couldn’t throw it back. Then he did it again. And again. Unable to stand, Ryan pulled himself up on his knees and manned a machine gun. Soldiers from the base below made a daring run—dodging bullets and explosions—and joined the defense. But now the enemy was inside the post—so close they were throwing rocks at the Americans; so close they came right up to the sandbags. Eight American soldiers had now fallen. And Ryan Pitts was the only living soldier at that post.

 

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“We’re All Heartbroken by What’s Happened”

 

On Tuesday morning, the President visited the Embassy of the Netherlands and signed a condolence book for those killed in the shoot-down of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 in Ukraine.

 

President Barack Obama visits the Embassy of the NetherlandsPresident Barack Obama visits the Embassy of the Netherlands in Washington, D.C., July 22, 2014, to sign a condolence book honoring those who were lost in the shoot-down of Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 in Ukraine. Standing with President Obama is Peter Mollema, the deputy chief of mission for the Netherlands Embassy. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

 

In the condolence book, the President wrote:

 

On behalf of the American people, I extend our deepest condolences to the people of the Netherlands as they mourn the loss of so many family and friends. No words can adequately express the sorrow the world feels over this loss. It is made more acute by the deep ties of friendship between our two countries. Bound by that friendship, we will not rest until we are certain that justice is done.

 

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What You Missed: A Tumblr Q&A with Valerie Jarrett on Expanding Opportunity for the LGBT Community

 

A Call Answered: Unlocking America’s Cell Phones

 

Celebrating 24 Years of the Americans with Disabilities Act

 

Tomorrow marks the 24th anniversary of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) — a landmark law that transformed American society for people with disabilities. It provided for full participation, independent living, and economic self-sufficiency for those of us living with disabilities, and also provided Americans with disabilities with legal remedies to safeguard all of those rights.

 

 

Read the President’s proclamation in support of the anniversary here.

 

This morning, Valerie Jarrett, Senior Advisor to the President; Paulette Aniskoff, Director of the Office of Public Engagement; and I hosted a meeting with a small group of disability leaders to commemorate the 24th anniversary of the ADA. In the meeting, we discussed the critical efforts that federal agencies are leading to protect the rights of, and participation by, people with disabilities in our communities.

 

We also discussed ways in which we can all work together to ensure that all Americans with disabilities, including our veterans and wounded warriors, have the opportunity to be full and active members of our society, participants in our democracy, and self-sufficient contributors to our economy.

 

It’s also fitting that President Obama signed the bipartisan Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act (WIOA) into law during this anniversary week. WIOA, which reauthorizes the Workforce Investment Act, breaks down barriers and streamlines services with the goal of moving more individuals with disabilities into competitive, integrated employment.

 

WIOA expands career development and pre-employment services, and also modernizes and improves workforce development programs to help all individuals — including youth and adults with disabilities – attain the skills they need to be successful in today’s economy.

 

President Barack Obama signs H.R. 803President Barack Obama signs H.R. 803, the Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act after delivering remarks on job training, in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building South Court Auditorium, July 22, 2014. (Official White House Photo by Amanda Lucidon)

 

As the President said at the bill signing:

 

So the bill I’m about to sign will give communities more certainty to invest in job-training programs for the long run.  It will help us bring those programs into the 21st century by building on what we know works based on evidence, based on tracking what actually delivers on behalf of folks who enroll in these programs -– more partnerships with employers, more tools to measure performance, more flexibilities for states and cities to innovate and to run their workforce programs in ways that are best suited for their particular demographic and their particular industries.  And as we approach the 24th anniversary of the ADA, this bill takes new steps to support Americans with disabilities who want to live and work independently.  So there’s a lot of good stuff in here.

 

For more on WIOA and how it helps people with disabilities and our nation’s workforce, check out this fact sheet from the Department of Labor.

 

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Making the Business Case for Rural America

 

A Day in the Life: Deric from Baltimore

 

Connecting African Leaders to U.S. Industry Beyond the Beltway

 

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Staff Sgt. Ryan Pitts Receives the Medal of Honor

 

 

 

The President Offers Condolences at the Dutch Embassy

 

 

 

The President Signs the Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act

 

 

 

Drink Up! with First Lady Michelle Obama

 

 

 

My Brother’s Keeper Town Hall

 

 

 

The President Gives an Update on Ukraine and Gaza

 

 

 

The President Signs an Executive Order on LGBT Workplace Discrimination

 

 

 

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Riders On The Storm – Snoop Dogg ft. The Doors

 

 

Riders On The Storm

“Into this house we’re born
Into this world we’re thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out on loan
Riders on the storm”

 

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If “I” Were God…….


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If “I” Were God…….

Every parent, family friend, babysitter or caregiver that leaves a child, toddler, baby, kid, infant, pet of any type….in a hot car in summer, unattended, for more than 30 seconds….would experience their genitals seize up and become set afire to reproduce the exact temperature of that vehicle that the moron in question, left the child, toddler, baby, kid, infant, pet of any type…..IN. In other words your crotch, penis, balls, vagina, would reach the temperature of 170° in seconds.

 

 

If “I” Were God…….

Any human responsible for lying 935 times to the American people, and in particular the stupid mindless drones who inhabit CongrASS, about the original wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, if these lying dumbasses were to ever open their mouths to offer “opinions and advice” to the current POTUSA….I’d immediately fill those mouths with camel feces. On camera. After which they would instantaneously be transported to Iraq to be face to face with a group of ISIS idiots.

 

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If “I” Were God…….

John Boehner would have a 4 inch penis growing from the middle of his forehead so he could jerk himself off instead of the American citizens whom he is supposed to work FOR, as his oath of office states, and not the Koch Brothers, special interest groups such as A.L.E.C., the NRAssholes or alcohol distributors.

 

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If “I” Were God…….

Harry Reid would have a pair of nuts growing from his chin, big, hairy, full balls, He would then possess what he lacks, so he could stand up on the Senate floor and fight for what THIS Black President needs from his number one Congressional point man. Instead of acting like a frightened 4 year old confronted with the monster under the bed.

 

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If “I” Were God…….

Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Pat Boone, Donald Trump, Joe Arpaio, Ted Nugent, Rush Limbaugh and a few others, they know who they are, would come see Me. Soon. They would not stay up here but for a few seconds as I read from the book of major fuck ups…..but I’d have them all visit Me before their final destination.

 

 

If “I” Were God…….

Elizabeth Warren would have a moment of complete clarity and realize the reason I put her down there, among the lost souls in the Senate, was so she could gain the necessary tools to become the first Female President Of The United States. Much why I inserted Barack into the Senate back in 2004. Get in the game Elizabeth….you know why I choose you. I got this, you have bigger loaves to share and fish to fry.

 

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If “I” Were God…….

Hillary Clinton and William Jefferson Clinton would vanish. On that same disappearing bus would be Tricky Tiny Dick Cheney, Lyin Still Unfitt Mitt Romney, Chuck Todd, Jake Tapper, Don Lemon, The Entire Fox News Staff, Wolf Blitzer, The Morning Joe folks, The Entire Fox News Staff, (did I say that already) The Koch Brothers, Millionaire mooks who believe money buys elections, and the following dumbasses: John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Louie Gohmert, Mitch McConnell, Mark Rubio, Ted Cruz….I already took care of that Cantor moron. I keep Chris Christie around cause ya’ll still need some comedic relief.

 

If “I” Were God…….

The 300 plus young Nigerian girls would be united with their families and the Boko Haram cowards who abducted them, would all be captured and sold into slavery, forced kicking & screaming into made marriages to men who care not what orifice they violate and used as indentured servants on a Clive Bundy spread.

 

 

 

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If “I” Were God…….

ANYone who utters the word “Impeachment” would immediately have his/her colon stuffed with fire ants and bed bugs….because dumbfuckery must be met with extreme pain and suffering when spread against MY chosen one, the anointed Barack Hussein Obama, and his immediate White House staff. Oh yeah, the word suit against Barack, will bring down upon it’s instigators a complete darkening of the skin to the tone of Black Strap Molasses.  You sue My Anointed One, yo do so as a Negro.

 

 

If “I” Were God…….

The very next human whom violates all My rules of creation and goes on a shooting rampage, will be guided, by Me, to the nearest rally and campaign event held by the NRAssholes, he will then proceed to shoot and kill all NRAsshole hierarchy and leadership executives. Or, if I’m that kinder, gentler God you speak of, I’ll just resurrect the original members of the Black Panther Party and send them into local Target stores armed with semi automatic rifles and THEN you will see some gun reform laws take effect on the chickenshit Senate/House floor.

 

Cause nobody wants to see Negro’s armed with the exact same weapons you now see caucasian dumbasses carrying in public places where there are children……do you.  If “I” Were God.

 

 

Evolve — Playthings

Published on Jun 25, 2014

Play things: kids find everything. Their play things….and yours. Have a gun? Lock it up.

 

 

 

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5-Year Old Fatally Shoots Sister With His Shiny New Rifle; Grandma Says It Was ‘God’s Will’.


 

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5-Year Old Fatally Shoots Sister With His Shiny New Rifle; Grandma Says It Was ‘God’s Will’

He added that in the area it is not uncommon for parents to give their young children weapons. “In this part of the country, it’s not uncommon for a 5-year-old to have a gun or for a parent to pass one down to their kid,” he said.

 

The rifle that killed Caroline Sparks is a Crickett single-shot, and has a child safety, according to Cumberland County Coroner Gary White. The company’s web site features three .22-caliber rifle models for children and the slogan, “My first rifle.”

 

The family, while upset, is happy that little Caroline is in a “better place.”

 

“It was God’s will. It was her time to go, I guess,” grandmother Linda Riddle told WLEX. “I just know she’s in heaven right now and I know she’s in good hands with the Lord

 

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Evolve — Playthings

Published on Jun 25, 2014

Play things: kids find everything. Their play things….and yours. Have a gun? Lock it up.

 

 

 

Dildo Fight! An Awesome Gun Safety Ad

 

Published on Jun 27, 2014

It would be mortifying if this happened to anybody! Can you imagine if these kids had found and were playing with guns. We love this ad. In the year following Sandy Hook Elementary School Massacre at least 100 children were unintentionally killed by gun fire. These deaths are completely preventable. You can never be careful enough when it comes to storing your guns.

 

 

 

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